Board game package. Category "table games and contests"
We invite you to play an interesting table game for the anniversary called the parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a verse, and the package passes from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the parcel is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there ... And there is what you put in it.
But before you start playing this game, you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. It can be something funny, sort of like a comic gift.
And here are the verses themselves.
And I keep the parcel in my hands,
And I will give it to only one.
To whom I now approach,
And I put my hand on my shoulder.
You take the parcel
And give it back right away.
And give it to the neighbor to your right,
After all, this package is not yours.
Well, did you see the package?
Didn't manage to take anything from there?
Then you give it to him
Who was born in the month of May!
And you do not hold the parcel in your hands,
And lend it to someone else.
Find the girl in the red dress
And present it to her like flowers!
Girl, girl, look here!
You need to find a strong boy.
Send a message to him
And leave your kiss on his cheek!
And you got the most important task.
After all, there is no one else left.
You take the parcel in your hands,
And by the hero of the day, you carry it soon!
Anniversary! What are you sitting, open!
Yes, bring your gift.
You deserve this gift
In this, your anniversary made you happy!
Also, don't forget to play a question-and-answer game with guests. It will pass with a bang and all the guests will be delighted.
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Number of players: unlimited
Extras: no
The driver takes turns asking all the players questions, these can be absolutely any questions, for example: "What did you eat for breakfast today?" The answer is always the same: "Grandma's pantaloons!!!" The one who laughs loses, who also laughs and becomes the driver.
Dad is a sleeping bear
Number of players: two (dad and baby)
Extras: no
Does the kid want to play? Papa wants to lie down? Let's combine these two pleasures.
One day a big bear and a little bear fell asleep together, and the big bear accidentally pinned the little one. The little one woke up and decided to get out from under the big one quietly so as not to wake him up. We will tell this story to the baby and ask him to lie on his tummy on the carpet. Now gently, relaxed, like on the beach, lie down across, slightly pressing the child to the floor. And sleep. Let the "little bear cub", sniffling, grunting and giggling, crawl out from under you. Ease the pressure, if it is difficult for him, let the task be feasible for him. The result: a fun game and physical exercise for the child and a pleasant holiday for dad.
Number of players: any
Extras: no
Another driver leaves the room for five minutes. In the meantime, we'll talk about it a little.
You can already guess that we are talking about the old game of our grandfathers and grandmothers in "rumour". It usually began with a traditional saying: “I was at the ball, I heard rumors about you; one says you...” and so on. The content of the rumor was most often unpretentious compliments expressed by the players to the address of the one who drives. And then he was asked the question: who expressed such a judgment about you?
Eaglet - a game for children
Number of players: any
Optional: coin
This is an old gambling game, common in many countries.
The meaning of the game is as follows: a coin of any denomination is tossed and the one who guesses which side it will fall on wins it.
Since the probability of getting one of the two options is the same, a similar method is sometimes used when you need to make a decision. For example, before the start of a football match, the referee tosses a coin and thus determines on which half of the field this or that team will start the game.
Opening cans - a game for children
Number of players: any
Extras: plastic cans, small toys
Gather together several plastic jars with lids. All jars should be small so that the child's small hands can open them. In each of the jars, put a bright or interesting toy. Close covers. Give the child one by one each of the cans so that he opens them and takes out toys from them.
Your kid will want to return to this game again and again.
Cake - a game for children
Bag - a game for children
Number of players: any
Extras: old bag, various small items
If the child is naughty and does not want to calm down, then you can use a pre-prepared “bag” to divert his attention.
We take some old bag and fill it with items that are safe for the child, but are of interest and that she has not seen before. We look for them in the closets. Well, what could it be? Various cream jars, tubes, powder boxes, old watches, bracelets, toothbrushes, some kind of clips, key rings, keys, wallets, etc. We put all this in a bag.
Magic box - game for kids
Number of players: any
Optional: box, any small items
The game develops fine motor skills of the hand. Children are very fond of small objects, but you need to be very careful not to put objects in your mouth!
It is not recommended to play with small objects until the age of three.
Welcome dear guests!
If you are not an expert in saying beautiful words in such a way that it will take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting presentation of a gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this occasion will be remembered and then for a long, long time you will be remembered with a kind word. Let's talk about interesting, original ways of presenting gifts, congratulations. Most recently, I made a selection of interesting ones, use it, it may come in handy.
Give it yourself
For a large company where many people are invited, for example, a wedding or an anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper) or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - to the most beautiful birthday person (the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a bundle, attach a note - to yourself to the eldest, then another bundle or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each.
So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that the parcel has arrived at the address, and the note “Give to the highest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the highest, they have identified, unfolded, there again the note “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the most slender”, “the most plump”, “the most red”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the most curly”, “the most bald”, etc. .
Do not think that the guests will have a complex, on the contrary, when I first saw how a gift is presented in this way, it was at a wedding, a baby doll was wrapped up young, and so, when they announced “the plumpest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with fullness all my life, is the loudest shouted: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the chubbiest. And then, when I myself presented a gift for the anniversary of my friend, I watched the guests vying with each other shouting: “me-me, give me, I am the baldest in this house!”
Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.
Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer that here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here, only something strange!
Pale, red nose, but does she suffer from diarrhea?
Here in the closet she messed around, but she collected medicines!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young
Apply manure to your face, it will be smooth as an egg!
(gives cosmetic algae facial mask)
Follow the figure, drive less - keep walking!
So that the forms do not sag apart in front!
So that the waist is, fat, so as not to swim
At night, only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom, not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit it!
You will be a sex symbol, (emphasis on - scrap)
And in abundance there will be a house!
Here is jelly from the mold! Didn't drink it before?
So drink when the carousel starts in the body! (bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it relieves the shivers!
A cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If it hurts in the heart, and in the chest it burns with fire,
It means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemistry! Tea natural gifts! (herbal collection from a pharmacy)
And the pressure kicks in, try rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though the color is like honey (chocolate dragee or crackers)
It certainly tastes cool, it happens to die from it!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will grunt in the back, do not sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into nettles, somersault in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night stuffy
Drink a decoction of flea feet! You will sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How amused you?
Anniversary! Happy Birthday! Until the morning you have fun!
Lastly, I’ll smash a cup, otherwise I’ll die on the road! ”
Baba Yaga gives shorts "Nedelka" and socks.
Can be used for a wedding anniversary or individually.
“Oh, my broom, broom! Where did you take me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?
Oh, tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just a weird look!
You don't think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise, I decided to give panties.
Our female appearance is adorned with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is CORSIES.
Ouch! beautifully it is necessary to say, "Week" I will give.
You will walk in the “week” and you will be a woman, you are cool.
Don't just put them on, but customize them for the occasion.
If nostalgia tortures childhood, youth, do not be bored!
Do not give in to longing, put on these pants. (gives baby underpants)
The red color excites us and calls us to exploits.
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red shorts)
So that the money is here, you hang your panties on the chandelier.
To ignite the flame of love
From cowards you make a banner.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
Income so that the train stretches, put your underpants in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your underpants at hand!
All work yes work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thong)
To the resort, or to the sanatorium you will buy a ticket
You put on "erotica" - you will be a cool chick.
If you suddenly didn’t see it and your health is moping
You can put on white underpants yourself like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly, there is stagnation with finances, there is no fat with sausage
In the black sea knee-deep, put on and sing songs. (Gives black shorts)
Warm shorts will warm you on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and not how much adversity. (gives panties lined with fur)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on smart, (gives panties with ruffles) So. For the mood.
And after the holiday, put on a walk in them, walk
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wag your ass.
I gave panties, cheered all the guests,
Though you go around the whole world, you will not find such people anymore.
Do you have more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!
Well, why are you cute, grinning here?
You will not be left without a gift from me either!
What to give - the problem was not
What do you need, I know better!
For every day, so that you have enough
I carry socks - just in case in life!
When the husband wakes up blacker than clouds
There is no smile and howls of longing.
You walk up to him and say: "Darling,
Wear bright socks today! ”(floral socks)
It's cold outside - it's already cramping your legs
The stove and warm water do not heat up.
Husband comes - and you get out of his way
Here are the socks, warm, give me! (woolen socks)
Husband will be grateful to such socks
From tenderness, a tear will flash in the eyes
And be sure to give you
Unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover them with panties on your feet!
So that a passer-by does not think
“Hmmm… weird dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
Kohl old socks in the process of wearing
Shattered into pieces, torn into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (Regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts, but she amused the guests ...
Kohl with a gift is more fun
Pour quickly!
Pour, guests, pour! I am a sentimental grandmother, now I will say a toast!
She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
How to hang them then on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And will not notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this abuse will not
Friends, she loves him so much!”
Bitterly! Let's drink to love!
Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.
You need to beautifully format the text and insert it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.
“In the morning, at the dawn of a ruddy, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foaming water with pineapple gel.
And then from the washroom carry your husband to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin fabric.
There, open carefully, kiss everything you can:
Spout, ear, ass, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Move your cheeks with a razor. And your boy is ready to eat!
Drooling profusely from fried eggs:
Pat them gently with a flowered tissue paper.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a cell phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And go to work to make money."
Three girls congratulate on the anniversary.
4 people participate in the congratulation (3 girls and the presenter)
Leading: Three girls under the window were spinning late in the evening,
And not so much they spun, how much they ground with their tongues!
1st: Something got boring for us!
Shouldn't we go, girls, to visit us today?
Host: Then the second one picked up:
2nd: Drinking would not be a sin!
But where would we go to accept us all?
Leading: The third did not guess for a long time,
Eyes become more cheerful ...
3rd: Shouldn't we, girls, go together for the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour us!”
Host: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now do not be surprised (the name of the hero of the day) will congratulate.
1st: Happy birthday to the hero of the day!
Get gifts from us, they are very good:
2nd: So that the illness does not take you, we present this salt.
As a seasoning, do not hold, but lie on the crown of the head.
From diseases of all in a row helps, they say!
(handed a pack of salt, put on the head)
3rd: I give you pasta and tell you the recipe
Brush your teeth in the evening - there will be no caries in the morning!
(hands out toothpaste)
1st: You are with this very gift, do not grieve, do not lose heart!
Slowly in your bath, rub every place!
(hand over a washcloth or sponge)
2nd: Try rabbit droppings ... He is vigorous! He will get through!
And where is more healing than honey, even if it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes they die from it,
Those who survive, live up to 100 years later!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)
3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our heart!
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Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.
“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall into childhood?
Women - throw, men - drunk, well, I'm a mustachioed nanny.
You, guys, pour, and I read a fairy tale.
Raise the container! We drink for the childhood of the hero of the day!
The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Why is the explanation simple, this testicle is not golden.
The prince gave new crystal shoes to Cinderella, voila!
She dances in them, goes to bed. The prince smeared the insoles in them with superglue.
Vanya Tsarevich in the Koshchei rear shoots an arrow at a swan from a bow.
Let Koschey wither away without a swan, Vanka lives with his frog!
(here carefully, if there is Ivan among the guests, then it may turn out to be embarrassing)
Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, a hare and a wolf run after him,
Both the fox and the bear are running there ... And the field is a minefield, after all!
Petenka was again stolen by a fox, dragging him over the mountains, over the forests ...
The fool does not know what is the reason in life. She was ambushed there by riot police!
Head so as not to buzz, so that the heart does not hurt,
So that the lower back does not ache, everything is as it was with “this very thing”.
So that the kidneys do not hang out and the hair sways.
The voice would not be lost and the sand would not fall.
So that the hands do not tremble, so that they hold the glass stronger,
So that shortness of breath does not torment, so that all problems are covered!
So that the posture is straight, here, my friend, you have a rope
Know no worries! Live great! So that the women would say after:
“What a handsome and cooler man there was and is not.”
I ask you to tear the real estate from the chair, you - jump, we - dance!
Congratulations from the guests (adjectives).
One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write down, then read out the congratulations.
On this ... and ... evening, when ... stars are burning in ... the sky, at this ... table, in this ... hall, ... ladies and no less ... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our ... hero of the day. We wish her ... smiles, ... friends, ... success and ... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing ... songs, give ... gifts and drink ... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... jokes, ... dances, schmants and ... squeezers. We will play ... games and put on ... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most ... and ... day!
This text needs 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. Not much…. 🙂
Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of Vysotsky V.V.)
Preparation: bath suits are needed - 2 sheets, hats, a washcloth, a broom, a basin, etc.
You can dress up a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.
Zina. Oh, Van, look where we got,
And it seems that Vanya went to the bathhouse,
Put on bath sandals
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself hurting, Zin
And what a table, what a pancake!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!
Oh, Van, look like a beauty,
And next to you you can see all the friends,
That doesn't concern you?
You would also dress me.
Well, you can say it directly, Zin
You have only one skeleton
Put on your satin
Get over it, Zin!
Oh, Van, look what beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you, the shame is always the same
I don't seem to be Armenian
Watch me Zin!
Oh, Van, look here for snacks
And something to drink too!
Would pour us a glass with you
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
You don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you did not come to the store,
Yes, we have one question.
Wash up, Zin!
Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
That's right, Vanya, more fun!
Another time we will take a steam bath,
We will give a broom on the anniversary.
You can also congratulate by phone with the help, for a small fee, your birthday boy will receive a message on his phone: a song or words will congratulate, for example, Putin V.V.
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Gifting a birthday girl can be not only solemn, it can be used to arrange a game or entertainment moment. For example, any holiday is very enlivened - various congratulations from guests with a scattering of comic or useful, but presented with a humorous supply, gifts and trifles. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.
Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous, but since they are given by very close people, this does not bother anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then its tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.
Here are collected comic congratulations - anniversary gifts for women various authors (thank you for the ideas!), which, if suitable, you can use in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman
"And we have a present for you!"
This is a fun table chant for the anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the words of the host, the guests should shout in unison:
"And we, and we have a present for you!"
We are here today for a reason
Gathered together, friends!
Everywhere jokes, congratulations,
Birthday wishes.
birthday girl just
Let's congratulate now!
Come on, guests, join
And scream with all your might
Like someone's got you for something
Bitten very hard.
Tanya got up early today
So that she would not be in a hurry.
Start before it's too late
Get yourself in order.
Tanya comes to a white bath,
To wash your head
And shampoo - well, not a drop.
What to do, how to be here?
Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box.
So tired of dressing up
I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came
And today there is no coffee.
Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box.
We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy day
And already upset.
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (gives candy).
So Tanya began to cook,
Got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with
So as not to upset the guests?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (Handing a bag of pepper)
Finally dinner is ready:
One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a gift for you" - (handed .... a bag of salt)
Here comes the last guest
And a whole load of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (give .... a sponge)
Don't take it as an insult
This joke is congratulations.
Smile, sing songs
Know that your friends are always with you!
(Source: nsportal.ru)
2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.
1. Happy birthday, congratulations, 
We wish you all the best.
We give technology to you
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Get a wonderful car
Very easy to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will take away all your chaos.
Gently in your hands you will take
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scatter - no dust.
He won't take up much space.
It will fit into any slot.
saves kilowatts,
Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
Nowhere for dust to fly (give a broom)
2. Here is the device "Just in case",
In life, he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is not a problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It is not difficult to apply
We will provide instructions (gives an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the slags from you
The body will look slender.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Being with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you've made sure
What a miracle we give you
And now boldly through life
You will go with her.
3. As for the outfit
You quickly put it on
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties on wadding
Fit perfectly
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.
Put it on quickly
Lure men to sex.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And you can't freeze
Wearing hot pants
You will live through any cold (gives diapers).
4. And boots from Versace
The last peep is not otherwise.
All their winter you carry
And you won't get cold feet (give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
Emphasize your figure
I broke my long leg.
Klavka Slate would herself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like in the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We will gather again
Happiness of women without end.
We wish you Happy Birthday.
(Source: mastervo.ru)
3. Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Country treats".
1. If the stomach wants to eat, do him honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate).
2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (gives a jar of sardines).
3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew).
4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)
5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (give olives)
6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (gives beans)
7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that they eat heartily,
open a jar of corn and lettuce feed! (gives corn)
8. Offering guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats)
9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (gives meatballs)
10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas)
11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar)
12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruit)
13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)
14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (give tomato paste)
(Source: na-bis.com)
4. Congratulations with gifts "Women's stuff"
1. Frankly show - the beauty of your face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror)
2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins)
3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give manicure scissors)
4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ... (give curlers)
5. Gently removes make-up, makes a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft ... (give a sponge)
6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these ..... (give wet wipes)
7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like the winds of a pure stream - thin ... (gives handkerchief)
8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they are in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (gives cotton buds)
9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give cosmetics)
10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ... (bezel)
(Such congratulations can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title of "Beauty Queen" or another nomination - see)
5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.
Perhaps you "lathered" to run away,
But your lot is to continue the work! (gives soap)
Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year! ( give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)
While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! ( give mug)
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste)
Since you got chocolate,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate)
When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And be healthy all year round (gives kissel)
Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! ( give hand cream)
To the one who receives this candle,
You have to travel the world! (gives a candle)
To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)
We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)
And great love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)
Do you understand what the purpose of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (Give markers)
And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (gives a bag of juice)
You are well versed in work
And you will be with us all year in high esteem (give a horseshoe)
Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (gives coffee)
(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)
6. Photoshoot of the hero of the day in hats.
This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit is not upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to guests and, if desired, take a picture in each as a keepsake)
Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and the guests from all this. That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us.
Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's start!
First model: cap for sports "Champion"(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
To stay young
Sports need to be done.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up walking.
To overtake the bus
You have to wear a hat.
Second model: swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
Not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more like a river, a shower.
Just put on a hat
After all, to her face, besides.
The third model: hat of the hostess "Chistulya" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to finish.
The fourth model: a hat for the work "All-seeing" (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
Must have a hat
To see everything, to look after everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( teacher option.So that the student could not write off,
From someone else's notebook, "lick" everything,
He could not pull out the spur ...
This hat will fit.
Fifth model: a miracle hat "In the garden, in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country mercilessly burns
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating
Put on your awesome hat!
Model 6: Legend hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If a, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!
Seventh model: eco-hat for conservationists (Spotted khaki hat)
We know you love animals
Squirrels, hares, capercaillie,
Save your own river
And don't kill the fish in it.
To make the trees green
For birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!
Model 8: Cruise Visa Hat (Old man's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you don't want to freak out
see pyramids,
Collect capital
And you go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!
And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility cap (A large hat, creeping over the eyes, or a knitted cap).
The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you still won't see anything!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.
7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.
Hello, dear woman, you are good as a girl. 
Though not 25 years old, vigorous mother,
We send you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
A little bit here, a little bit here, don't blame me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, if the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP so that you wash your face,
And here is a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you smoke, maybe not.
We have life, you’ll understand, you’ll smoke and drink here.
Here is a PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with the use.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
SALA here is a piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch until summer, now it's a jewel.
Yes, look, do not get fat, it is better to feed the guests.
Let your foolish friends eat
Kohl do not feel sorry for them figure.
A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drop by drop into the mouth before meals.
So as not to give to anyone, say: "Itself, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, let them not disturb their mother.
As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,
And write the answer as soon as possible, what you like, what you don't.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a pile.
That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.
Revive your tone. (Gift: bundles of garlic, onions) Although life is not easy and there are no glimpses,
But this potion will save everyone, obviously. Smear boldly with them painful places, - By doing so, you will ensure your life up to a hundred. (Gift: mustard) The feast sometimes lasts until night,
And in the morning you wake up sick. Take his glass - another. (Gift: brine) Miracle drink,
You can drink anytime
With lard, onion, cucumber,
Maybe with herring! (Gift: a bottle of moonshine) Do not confuse our village with another
A stranger will never help you!
Walk together with your family
Never count your years!
And now for the anniversary
To burn in our chest,
It immediately became fun! ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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birth
Men 35 years old
(Source: mastervo.ru) 3. Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Country treats". 1. If the stomach wants to eat, honor it: You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate). 2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (gives a jar of sardines). 3. If you need lunch, there are no problems here: Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew). 4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk) 5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (give olives) 6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (gives beans) 7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you can eat heartily, open a jar of corn and feed salad! (gives corn) 8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats) 9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (gives meatballs) 10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas) 11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar) 12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruit) 13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat) 14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (give tomato paste) (Source: na-bis.com) 4. Congratulations with gifts "Women's things" 1. Frankly show - the beauty of your face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror) 2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins) 3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give manicure scissors) 4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ...
(give curlers) 5. Gently removes make-up, makes a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft ... (give a sponge) 6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these .....
(give wet wipes) 7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand.
Like a pure stream of wind - thin ... (gives handkerchief) 8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they are in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (gives cotton buds) 9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish.
A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give cosmetics) 10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ...
(rim) (Such congratulations can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title of "Beauty Queen" or another nomination - see here) 5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts. Maybe,
You "soaped" to run away,
But the lot
Yours - work to continue! (gives soap) Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year! ( give beer) Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give a banana) While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! ( give a mug) Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste) Because the
You got chocolate
That
You will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate) When
You drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And be healthy all year round (gives kissel) Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! ( hand cream) You have to travel the world! (gives a candle) To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen) We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar) And great love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (gives a set of sponges) I see
What is the meaning of a gift to you? Life will be joyful and bright!
(Give markers) And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among girlfriends
You have no equal! (gives a bag of juice) You are well versed in work
And you will be with us all year in high esteem (give a horseshoe) Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo) You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (give coffee) (Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru) 6. Photoshoot of the hero of the day in hats.
This is a very funny congratulatory number for a women's anniversary, which is more suitable for a home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit is not upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to guests and, if desired, in each as a keepsake take a picture) The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and the guests from all this.
That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us. - Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time
Zakidon
Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready?
Then let's start! First model: cap for sports "Champion" (Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.) Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
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Comic gifts for the anniversary of a woman
If you want to be original - give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten!
Give a bottle with a pacifier (for fun, we put a nipple on a check) Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, glasses are poured,
But, and she should drink from a glass,
The idea is not given!
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!
Let it grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If she had health
And the rest will come!
We can't have you on your birthday
Giving expensive gifts
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.
But do not think that we are not attentive,
You are more precious than any gifts,
We just have a wonderful day
All that's left is to love you.
Although we can’t give you a birthday
Giving expensive gifts
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
Sea of happiness, health, love,
And I'll give you a necklace
And put on your shoulders.
You protect him from moths, frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
In a hungry hour, boil it for yourself,
And you don't have to spend a lot.
If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy dear
Mercedes. humble gift
Anniversary greetings from
L. Zykina (To the motive of the song "Orenburg downy shawl") On this gentle and affectionate evening,
When relatives are already all at the table
You accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief. (We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.) I have it in
bought in Orenburg
I take care of you like a mother.
I'm ready for you dear
Not a handkerchief - give a towel. (We give the hero of the day a towel.) Let everyone envy you in the hall
We will not upset guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen,
Please distribute napkins to everyone. (Napkins are distributed to all present.) Age is not only years,
When you have hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses
Per
Anniversary and faith in love!
Unusual congratulations with gifts 1. Happy Day
Congratulations on the birth
We wish you all the best. We give technology to you
And fashionable clothes. To quickly clean the apartment
Get a wonderful car
Very easy to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will take away all your chaos.
Gently in your hands you will take
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scatter - no dust.
He won't take up much space.
It will fit into any slot. saves kilowatts,
Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
Nowhere to fly dust. (broom) 2. Here is the device "Just in case" In life, he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is not a problem.
He will always help you. And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically. It is not difficult to apply
We will include instructions. (enema) Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the slags from you
The body will look slender.
Basically, we tell you
He cannot be replaced in life. With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Being with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you've made sure
What a miracle we give you
And now boldly through life
You will go with him.
3. As for the outfit
You quickly put it on
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties on wadding
Fit perfectly
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.
Hurry up put it on
Lure men to sex.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Wearing hot pants
You will live any cold. (diapers) 4. And the shoes from Versace The last squeak is no different. All their winter you carry
And you won't get cold feet.
(slippers, socks, shoe covers) Emphasize your figure
I broke my long leg. Klavka
Slate would herself
I would go crazy with it.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like
Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate. There will be a reason to drink
We will gather again
Happiness of women without end. In a day
birth
We wish you. Taz gift. For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
How will it be (50.
60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it. Comic gift (hell). Anniversary gamesA board game package. Anniversary game
We invite you to play an interesting table game for the anniversary called the parcel. This game is played at the table as follows: the host reads a verse, and the package passes from one guest to another, according to the poem that the host reads. In the end, the parcel is delivered to the hero of the day, he opens it, and there ... And there is what you put in it.
But before you start playing this game, you need to make a beautiful holiday package. And put something in it that you will give to the hero of the day. It can be something funny, sort of like a comic gift.
