Statuses about teenagers. Rebellious statuses of teenagers Statuses for VK 14 years old

Robert Pattison called me ten times this morning to wish me a happy birthday, and I hung up, hung up ... and then the damn alarm clock woke me up ...

I know what infuriates almost every girl in her family! The eternal question: “Have you found a groom yet?”

All girls seem stupid. But only before they show their mind.

At your age, only a girl has the right not to know what she wants. Men don't have that privilege!

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Women's logic has been in an irreconcilable struggle with the male psyche for hundreds of years.

Let not every girl be an ornament for her man, but any one can become his treasure!

Until the age of 15, I was a smart girl, and then ... I fell in love!

At the age of 3, I mixed up vodka with water ... and I liked it!

There is no better way to shut up a girl than by giving her flowers!

As soon as a girl leans on a firm man's shoulder, she instinctively climbs onto his neck.

Any thing suits a beautiful girl, and most of all, their complete absence.

Girls, don't let your eyes down and they won't let you down!

In order to sit on a man's neck, a woman needs to be able to spread her legs well!

A woman is ready to do anything for love, even make love.

Girls are divided into 3 categories: - Ladies! - No ladies! - Ladies, but not for you! (Girls no offense) x))

If men knew what women think, they would be twenty times more brash, just as if women knew men better, they would become even more flirtatious.

Lips with a bow, eyebrows with a house ... again mixed rum with gin tonic ...

The trouble is when you shaved in the evening, and got up in the morning and you have stubble again ... and you are 12 years old and you are a girl

You deleted me from VKontakte friends... from friends in my world... deleted my phone number.. deleted from ICQ.. from agent... WHAT FROM MEMORY, WEAK?!

In elementary school, boys hit beautiful girls on the head with briefcases, and then wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.

Every time I leave the barbershop, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I want to cut my hair?

A girl is like a calculator: adds problems, takes time, multiplies expenses, divides property

A man's problems begin not when a woman starts to undress for his money, but when she starts to dress for them.

The girl is the only divine intellect that does not know what she wants))

Kind, sweet, childishly jealous, unrestrainedly cheerful, in love with a secret, proudly free, soaring in the sky, forever happy, giving joy

The weak sex is stronger than the strong due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weak

Well, it was necessary to answer the mother's playful question. Daughter, do you smoke? reply What exactly?

Hysteria is a woman's way of having fun...

more terrible than female logic can be the current collective female logic

There is only one woman in the world, destined for you by fate, and if you do not meet her, you are saved.

I'm a poor girl who's bad at arithmetic! Above two, higher mathematics immediately begins for me!

The two most useful books for a girl are her mother's kitchen book and her father's checkbook.

You know what really hurts? This is when you lie on the couch, chatting on the phone, you want to lean your legs against the wall and then a slipper flies right into your eyes

wonderful girls on the road do not roll. they must be beaten off from idiots who do not appreciate them ...

A woman in her life must have time to do three things: cut down a tree, blow up a house and raise a daughter ...

here the guys say that we are brakes, but nifiga! we understand everything, it's just that they always put questions wrong))

Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online, so as not to write to you

A woman is such a CAT who, at will, can arrange a DOG'S LIFE for any man!

What difference does it make what goes on in my soul? What matters is how I look. Admire.

The higher the slit on a woman's dress, the easier it is for her to run away from a man, but the more he wants to run after her.

An insane woman is a woman who, at the end of sexual intercourse, screams “Not at me!!

I'm just one of those girls who invites me to tea and really goes to put the kettle on.

When a man feels bad, he is looking for a woman. When a man feels good, he is looking for another one.

There are three periods in the life of every woman: in the first she gets on the nerves of her father, in the second - to her husband, and in the third - to her son-in-law.

Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get their hands on.

In order not to annoy a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to annoy a woman, a man changes women.

Women are the best psychoanalysts, as long as they are not in love.

All men are bought because all women are sold (Oscar Wilde).

A woman wants a lot, but from one man, and a man wants one thing, but from many women.

She does not consider herself beautiful, but she knows that she can easily fall in love with anyone ...

When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has ended. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has ended.

I went to the store for a handbag, but I liked the boots and I bought a blouse)))

A woman is almost helpless until her nails are dry...

If a woman quickly surrendered to a man, this is not his merit, but all those that she had before.

I never understood those girls who, after 2 days of relationship with a guy, change their last name to his in contact.

I am free and at the same time not alone, in search, but not active! I think I found it, but not mine yet...

I would be a good girl if it wasn't for those bad boys...

If you cut yourself and don't bleed, you are a heartless bitch!!!

The only one that I will run after will shout to me “catch up mom”)))

Girls are different, the consequences are the same =)

Not only guys stick to beautiful girls, but also gossip ...

The man leaves quickly, but often returns. A woman thinks for a long time before leaving, but leaves forever.

The girl wants to first go to restaurants in order to understand whether it is worth going to bed with the guy. And the guy wants to put the girl to bed as soon as possible in order to understand whether it is worth taking her to restaurants?

It's better to be alone and not love anyone! Than to love and be alone!

Girls are amazing creatures, they want to please even those they don't like.

Finding a husband is an art, keeping a profession!

You must be able to often obey a woman in order to sometimes have the right to command her V. Hugo

To check the feelings of a man, you need to find out not what he is ready to do for you, but what he is ready to give up for you.

Calm down, finally, think, the mascara flowed out superman, in general, he wore panties on leggings ... and nothing ... everyone loved him

Women are smarter than men ... Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

Girls don’t think at first, and then they think, why didn’t they think when they should have thought…)

You will never know the truth from a woman. From the beginning, they have a girl's memory, then women's secrets, then senile insanity.

Hm. As a child, I was SO VERY modest, but now you can’t say the same about me, where did it go??? Probably in the boobs

It's a pity for the girls who won't sit on the vanilla sky and cry into the pillow, since the 14th is a school day.

if a woman's wings are cut off, she will sit on a broom

In the female soul there are such corners where no man will look, and if he looks, he will not see anything, and if he sees, he will not understand anything ...

You sit in the evening, your nails are beautiful, you paint, repaint, as a result, it turns out beautifully, you like it. The next morning you come to school and a friend says: “erase this varnish, it turned out dumb!” ... so insulting (((

A man is ready to do anything for making love, even to love.

A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price

She does not forgive treason She hates betrayal, lies... And if she leaves once... then you will not return her again...

Women are very clean, before sitting on a man's neck, carefully wipe their feet on him.

Women's logic: I'm waiting for you online, so as not to write to you.

Forget you? What you. I would like to remember you first.

Girl, were you cute as a child or how are you now?

There is no greater grief for a woman than the inattention of a man for whom she wants to be inaccessible.

I'm not jealous of my ex. From childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who were less fortunate.

Mmmmm when I saw you - the heart in my chest ... By the way, about the chest. I bought myself a new bra.

A real woman should be able to roll up three things: cans, eyes and a tantrum.

If a man gives a woman everything she asks, then she asks for too little.

A man commits violence against a woman, taking her by storm, and a woman against a man - remaining impregnable.

The deeper the neckline on a woman’s dress, the easier she breathes, but the harder it is for a man…

The first sign that a girl does not have a boyfriend is painted lips.

Probably every girl has experienced what makeup at -30 degrees means and what it turns into



Every teenager dreams of hearing from his mother: today you don’t have to do anything around the house!

Any teenager who is forced to go to several sections since childhood hates the phrase: "Monday, Wednesday, Friday."

Music is the main thing in the life of every person, especially if you are a teenager. Then the headphone wires are like dropper tubes for you.

Why are children's lollipops twisted so that a 19-year-old teenager cannot open them?

Probably every teenager receiving a passport hopes that the last digit is 1)

Have you noticed how quickly time goes by..? You won’t have time to look back, and already the grandchildren ... Something sucks right away .. Even though he’s a teenager ...

A teenager of the 21st century who listens to rap and rock... but at the same time loves retro songs and in her heart sings only Shatunova and Butusov, but in reality she quotes Guf and Basta.

Just the age when everything is not easy, when not yet a man, but no longer a teenager, there are more and more problems, fewer friends, heroes change, events are still the same ...

At the bus stop is a stunning girl. Near her, an infantile teenager sighs dreamily: And someone is sleeping with such a... Girl: What do you want too? (P) - Of course (D) - Let's go, they will sleep with you too!

A teenager is a person who no longer wants what he can, but what he wants is still impossible ...

The transitional age from play to work gives rise to difficult ones, if work is not found according to age.

An ordinary teenager, but the brain has already gone haywire.

Teenagers haven't changed much. They still grow up, mature, leave home and get married, just not necessarily in that order.

During my childhood, if I asked my parents for 50 cents a week more than usual, they began to suspect that I was supporting a woman.

Girls learn to feel faster than boys learn to think.

Teenagers begin to realize that they are the poles of an unusually strong magnet.

This is a path that begins when you are still a teenager, it seems to you that drinking is easy, and not drinking is basically easy.

Many teenagers are convinced that getting a salary goes like this: "Mom, give me money!" =)

Reading your statuses, I understand that there are still smart teenagers with an excellent sense of humor!

The difference between children and teenagers is that children buy gum and chew them because they are tasty, and teenagers so that they don’t smell from their mouth when they kiss xDD

Teens, stop drinking and smoking! On the face of it, it's funny! It's no longer fashionable! Stand out from the crowd! Don't smoke or drink!

The child has a childhood. A boy has adolescence. A teenager has adolescence.

The law of meanness of a teenager of the 21st century "That's it, I won't swear from tomorrow ..."

Teenagers, they are like this: the wind in the head, tears over trifles ...

Status of a 14-year-old girl. Your opinion. .) and got the best answer

Answer from Ekaterina Gavrik[guru]
strange people .... married at 20! and what? did you fall from the moon? ? I was already married at 17 and already have a child. I'm 19 now and my daughter is 8 months old. it's strange for you, don't get married before 40. what do you care about others? strange ones! such smart people piss me off!! ! strange to them... and education at 20 is quite possible .... after grade 9 you can do it! if at 9 years old 14-15 ... my classmate was like that! Missed 4th grade! the other will be 20 she is graduating from high school! So what? you blear of reality fell from the moon!!! village....

Answer from Ўlia Tymoshenko[guru]
On the one hand, it is possible and correct. The first love, probably, really implies a buzz from his smile. And when else to fall in love, if not at fourteen .... Although the form itself and the comparison with drugs jars, of course. And you are not afraid to give birth to a daughter. Girls, thank God, and now they are different. I have an adult daughter. No thoughts about the planchik, of course, come close. She graduated from school with a gold medal, studies at the university, earns money, conducts scientific work, meets young people, of course, but they are all very good guys, they study, work, go in for sports. And they are more likely to throw off their homework in higher mathematics on social networks to each other than to compose a similar status. What you sow, you will reap.


Answer from Dina[guru]
At the very least, it's childish.
or the girl is already a drug addict


Answer from Alexey Zolotov[guru]
-daughter, you have grown up and it's time for us to talk about it!
-Oh, yes, mom, ask))


Answer from MTS[guru]
I think it's ok. For most people, the first love is school ... and especially in the lower grades.
Now, if the thoughts were about sex ... or something like that - it's certainly early and you need to talk with the child about this issue ... but this is the task of parents.
I just remember myself ... I also grew up in such a period of time when they didn’t think about sex at all, even about makeup. But there was a first love in the 5th grade ... and there were dreams - just to hold the handle ... And I also enjoyed the smile ... and all his behavior.


Answer from Evgenia Grigorieva[guru]
Twenty years? Married, educated, expecting a baby?
And pay attention to some kind of baby talk ...)))
Do boys sniff glue? Is it scary to give birth?


Answer from Ast-ReYa[guru]
Following your logic and looking at the avatar and nickname that you own, should you conclude that you are a nationalist?)


Answer from Black_guitar[guru]
Now 10-year-old girls write that they are in an active search.... Now the children are different. She probably did not really understand what she wrote. And if she understood, this does not mean that she accurately represents what a buzz from a plank is)


Answer from In silence[guru]
it also seemed strange ... what kind of education at the age of 20, then? ?
and married at 20 ... for me, let's say, it's also strange. .
so.. . each about his own))


Answer from Kora Luri[guru]
Heard or read somewhere. And she put herself in the status to show off in front of someone. And about "it's scary to give birth to a daughter herself" - my daughter is 16, my son is 8 ... it's fun with both :))


Answer from Moon[guru]
yes show off all this


Answer from Yoolnyshko[guru]
Such an age!


Answer from Yatiana[guru]
And I thought there would be social. networks and worse than what I would write. This says absolutely nothing.


Answer from Riki Tiki[guru]
do not mind it


Answer from Yoman Lazarev[guru]
married at 20? well ... that's also very strange
although it may be normal for you
BUT THIS ... well, married at 20, awesome


Answer from Allegoriya[guru]
And with what education at 20??))
At 14, I thought about boys and about school. Not for sex, of course.
The most "seditious" in the status is a hint of a drug, IMHO.


Answer from a tiger just a tiger[guru]
what scares you???? the girl just goes crazy from the smile of the boy she likes.


Answer from Victoria Ivanova[guru]
It’s hard to say what they meant at all, I’m 22 and I don’t understand what she means. It's just that everyone has their own upbringing and perception of the world and others. I think it all depends on you what status your child will put. Integrity can be taught

There are times when neither friends nor parents understand you. This is especially acute at a tender age. It seems that only music and VK statuses can understand what is really in your soul at the age of 14.

Phrases for young dreamers

  1. I don't want to love anymore, I just want to sleep peacefully at night.
  2. Sometimes I'm so glad that she's alive. But I am upset as soon as I remember that she does not live for me.
  3. Only the strong can say everything in person, only the strongest can be patient.
  4. Love can be hidden for years, but betrayed in an instant.
  5. Fate has constrained suffering in my heart, I am here alone, there is no place for me with you.
  6. I want to disappear from the hustle and bustle in which no one notices me.
  7. What never happened will forever remain between us.
  8. Yes, I'm not perfect, I can hardly be called beautiful. But what makes me worthy is the ability to feel someone else's pain.
  9. The simpler you treat life, the more joy there is in it. Happiness does not tolerate reasoning.
  10. The meaning of life may well replace the bitterness of the routine.
  11. After meeting you, there is always a sad song on repeat.
  12. It's amazing how we manage to be both a true friend to someone and an unbearable enemy to someone else.

Kid's Notes

A real man is noticeable at 17, and at 14, and at 12. Honor and pride do not depend on age. See statuses in VK for boys aged 14.

  1. I may not be able to get married yet, but I will definitely see you home.
  2. And, you know, I'm not afraid to die. I'm afraid that someday there will not be those whom I really cherish.
  3. Let's less often dream about money and cars, and more often appreciate the little that is already there.
  4. Fashion for thinness is created by gays, and an attractive girl is always with forms.
  5. I don't owe you, or her, or him anything. I'm only in endless debt to my parents.
  6. As soon as the speed is above a hundred, remember about your mother, who is always waiting at home.
  7. If you're asking me for help, don't you dare sling mud behind your back.
  8. The more complex the character, the purer the soul.
  9. Time is like cigarette smoke: it never goes back.
  10. Betrayal can be forgiven, but then be prepared for the fact that you have to forgivemore and more.
  11. No matter how beautifully you can speak, you also need to be able to be silent. Sometimes it's more important.

About the complex in simple words

If you are all alone on this sleepless night or a hard day, these phrases will help you. Perhaps others will finally understand that you want to explain so much, but you have been silent for so long. About this - in VK statuses for teenagers 14 years old .

  1. I wonder if she also secretly visits my page?
  2. You know, I envy myself the way gossips describe me.
  3. Madness is not so scary when you go crazy over your loved one.
  4. We all make mistakes, only the strongest can sincerely ask for forgiveness.
  5. So little air, so much fatigue in every day without you.
  6. Love for life is a rarity. Everyone else needs to be able to put points.
  7. Living without trust is difficult, but much easier.
  8. If you don't see something meaningful, you just need to close your eyes.
  9. You can’t prolong youth, just as you can’t end true love.
  10. I don't like a world where you have to explain why you don't do things you don't want to.
  11. No need to love me for "something". I just need to love!

Phrases of young ladies

Your status should be bright and impressive. Do not be afraid to stand out among the rest, remember that you are higher! Choose a status for a 14-year-old girl VK!

  1. I'm so used to being sad that, frankly, I'm afraid of my own good mood.
  2. What a pity that we both spend evenings with the wrong ones.
  3. I don't resent you baby, I can't be loved by the weak.
  4. Yes, I have a bad temper. The main thing is that this does not prevent me from being myself, as your courtesy is to you!
  5. Let each of my friends get a chocolate bar, and the enemy - in the face.
  6. They say I annoy someone? Do not flatter yourself, it's me out of boredom.
  7. The more I live, the better I understand that the years do not change me.
  8. The worst thing is not the problems, but the lack of support from loved ones.
  9. Few people know that I often cry, because I laugh so radiantly.
  10. Do I need a handsome man? Don't know. I'm not sure that he will not quit at the most difficult moment.
  11. Well, don't come! As always, my beloved cat is waiting for me at home!

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