Playful scenes for a woman's anniversary. Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women

IN modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up with interesting scenario it doesn’t take a lot of time, just pick it up funny scenes at the table for a woman's birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite big variety scenarios - you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now exists big choice kinders (with cars, houses or various little people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
2. There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.

   The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.

4. There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
5. A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
6. The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. Little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
8. The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
   After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.

Funny name day scenes on video

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Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

1. First and last name.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: cannot be measured.
4. Blood type: many red cells.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
7. Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have a lot individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on your birthday.

Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially if we're talking about about a woman's birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Preparation

The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in own home, usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and laugh at them professional activity. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!

30 years old is the best age

Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, and not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the east. The Shah, the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovich, will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, and props for black servants. Give all men present the task of coming up with a compliment for the hero of the day. For the servants, pull black stockings over their heads, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - whatever you can think of for the look. Wide robes and turbans are also suitable. Invite any male guest, preferably a relaxed one, to play the role of Shah. Dress him up in a chic outfit, a turban, and put family polka-dot panties on his clothes as props!

A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 30th birthday will begin with the culprit being carried into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves walk around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and lower the hero of the day onto the floor under her white little hands. The presenter begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, delicate flower Arabian tree! The Shah himself and the ruler of the land of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks in an incomprehensible gibberish language. The presenter asks to invite an interpreter. Give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper in advance, and let him read them as a translator.

"You broke my heart,

I will marry you!

A 33rd wife never hurts!

Gather your family, I'm loading you on a camel,

And we will go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!”

Presenter: “Now the Shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with elements of striptease to oriental music. Having thrown off his prop attire, he remains in his family's polka-dot shorts.

Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, say his compliment as a congratulation.

35 - there’s nowhere to get such a beauty

The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men still pay attention to a young girl. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 35th birthday will take place on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns and halos to the head, and dress the child as Cupid.

The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to your horoscope you are a Goddess! And your relatives came down from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you to always remain as incomparable!”

The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.

Presenter: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry as a child, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now everyone understands why everything in life works out better for her than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let’s all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good parting word!”

Guests raise their glasses and say what they wish (goodness, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their words on a small piece of paper. The host prepares in advance a beautiful box, where wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the hero of the day: “Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light.”

Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.

Presenter: “Today Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will love this scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will come from the appearance of a new hero. The role of Hercules should be the frailest and thinnest guest you can find!

“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: “Now Hercules will tear steel chain right before your eyes." Hercules pretends to exert superhuman strength and breaks the thread.

Presenter: “Hercules will lift 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” The pre-prepared can says “5 tons.” Hercules lifts weights and receives applause!

The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.

Berry

Everyone knows the expression “At 45, the woman is a berry again!” Under this motto, a congratulations sketch will be held on the anniversary of a woman turning 45! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed in raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, cherry, blueberry, and watermelon costumes. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, or an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.

Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! Just as young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The sketch begins with congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the release of cherries.

“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,

Bright, sweet and beautiful!

So that everyone wants you

And they looked enviously!”

Strawberry:

“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!

To have a lot of money

So that there is a broom outside the door.

Banknotes you will take revenge on them

And take it to the piggy bank!”

“How many bones are there in me -

I wish you so many diamonds!

Place them in boxes,

Shine through life and shine!”

“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is that I am healthy!

So that you will always be like me

Both beautiful and necessary

Could cure a cold

And to amuse the children!”

Half my life

A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best decision- this is a congratulation from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. Then an old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.

You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic tasks pirates to free the hero of the occasion.

Tasks

Exercise 1

The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.

Task 2

Now the talent competition. The pirate and the guest dance a fiery dance or sing karaoke.

Task 3

One of the pirates and a guest show their athletic abilities: they do push-ups, squats, jump rope, whoever does it longer.

After all the tasks have been completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink to her health.

Grandfather's wife

A congratulations scene for a woman’s 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests have come to her and want to give her gifts. Guests dressed up as fairy-tale characters enter.

Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me! It will be boring - come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.

Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!

Have fun from the heart

Do not spend the holidays boringly, without competitions and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and don’t lose

Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.

In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!

08 Jun 2012

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!

08 Jun 2012

A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”

(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!

Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below

02 Jun 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!

... continuation of the funny scene read on

13 Apr 2012

Funny scenes There are different ones with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot for the sketch can be chosen - from own idea to an existing idea. You can write your own script using your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)

Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.

It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.

This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.

1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.

An impromptu fairy tale made according to the plot by everyone known history about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how they play out their roles inanimate objects: Pot and Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).

Characters and replicas:

Ball:"Best gift"

Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”

Piglet:“Free until Friday”

Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"

Preface(read by presenter)

They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).

Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite balloon- delicate, light and beautiful. So, actors out!

Fairy tale text:

Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.

And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best honey in the best Pot, Vinnie stopped, put the Pot, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.

What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.

At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinnie quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!

Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.

Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ, ordered fiery music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and all the guests began to gather to dance for the sake of the hero of the day, a common cheerful dance.

“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.

2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from

The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”

Characters and lines

Girl: “Oh, how fun!”

Guests: “Congratulations!”

Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”

Cake: “You'll lick your fingers”

Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”

Holiday: “Hurray!”

Text

“Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful and very kind Girl. More than anything else, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, each of her birthdays turned into a real Holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew on the lit Candles with all her might. The girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from powdered sugar from Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.

It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”

3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”

For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.

The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the plot, as if directing the process ( approximate version comments attached).

Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.

Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (roles distributed among participants).

Text

Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.

So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).

Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),

The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).

But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).

They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).

The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump up, it’s hot).

From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).

They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.

The travelers, with their last strength, rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it. (Drink, bend down lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).

Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”

Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man is great woman, like ours... (Name)

To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.

This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.

Characters:

Red Yagodka - birthday girl,

Two Mosquitoes,

Gooseberry.

Text

So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,

But maybe on strawberry,

In general, in a beautiful clearing,

Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,

Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,

And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!

We don't know what year she was born,

But our Berry was in its very juice!!!

And traditionally on your birthday,

She accepted congratulations from everyone:

All her fans always gather

Berries are trying to capture the heart.

Her neighbor, Oak, tickles her playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?

The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,

And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.

Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,

Only royally accepts courtship!

But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,

A well-known treacherous lover in the area.

He pushed everyone away with his thorns:

He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:

So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,

And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.

Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...

But then former fans became bolder:

The oak waved its branches at the opponent,

The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,

The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,

And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!

Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,

And under passionate pressure he gave in.

He was only ready to let me win,

And not these real cool guys!

Berry watched the battle playfully

And I felt like a prom queen!

And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,

And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:

The oak tickles playfully with its branches,

Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?

The breeze blows and gently caresses,

And the Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.

Berry was amused and waved her hand:

This is a sign of approval for a kiss!

Fans are allowed to kiss her,

And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)

Now is the time to crown her! (bring in the crown)

And everyone can congratulate!!!

The fairy tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a themed anniversary ceremony, for example, “The Queen's Retinue,” which can be watched.

5. Impromptu theater "English scene"

Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.

Characters:

Lame, fat king Sigismund III,

British Queen,

Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)

The stick (which always creaks)

Poodle Williams,

A curtain,

Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.

Text:

Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!

Picture 1.

The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs away after him. The curtain closes.

Picture 2.

The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.

Picture 3.

The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.

Picture 4.

The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!

6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”

To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Preferably gnome and Snow White costumes (or caps for gnomes and a large bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance (prepare musical accompaniment in advance)

Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.

They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had one more thing favorite hobby which they all did together...
and then Snow White was the most happy woman all over the world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.

An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing skits for a woman’s anniversary, you need Special attention pay attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.

No. 1 – “District”

Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for an anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour it to the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read the protocol: During the inspection it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has moonshine still… years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!

No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”

Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.

Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: V Lately Instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:

• more assets;
• less negativity;
• take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.

The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.

No. 3 – “Cleaning Lady”

This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.

After this she goes to the edge of the stage (or festive table) and with a calm look pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all his might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.

No. 4 – “Babe”

Characters: presenter, baby. For the role of a baby doll, it is better to take a plump man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).

I'm a tiny girl

I don't sit still

(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,

I appreciate it the most!

Everyone calls me baby

But everyone sees for themselves:

My big belly

You can see it here and there!

In your favorite children's dress

I came to you for the holiday,

To the beautiful birthday girl

I have some surprises in store.

They are sitting beautiful

Among your guests!

Very tasty for this

The candy will be for her!

Baby doll runs to the hero of the day and presents sweet present– a large candy, coin or medal.

No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”

Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with a comic prediction for each toy; if possible, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes for, without forgetting about the hero of the occasion.

Today to each of you

I will predict a simple fate.

I'll find the solution quickly

Taking one look at the essence.

Take an egg each

Forgetting about your age and position!

Let what's hiding below

No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”

Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.

To cheer everyone up,

You should sing a little.

Kohl arrived for the anniversary,

Drink a glass quickly!

Giving a little happiness,

Take the swallow pose.

And with deep respect,

Make a short toast!

You, my friend, got the right

Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!

Give a compliment

To the hero of the day from the heart.

Our birthday girl

Just a fairy tale - top class!

Come to her quickly

And hug me tightly.

Kiss the hero of the day,

Just don't hurt!

Well, my friend, come on,

Tell me a joke.

When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.

An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.