How to become a superhero c. What to do if you have superpowers? If she has superpower
If in the morning you find that you slept on the ceiling all night, you can turn your head 360 degrees and watch through the walls how your fat neighbor is doing yoga naked, this is not a reason to be upset. Remember that with great power comes great and exciting opportunities.
Of course, the likelihood of being bitten by a radioactive spider is low (and that's probably a good thing). But in case something like this does happen, it is better to be prepared. Our guide for beginner superhumans will help you with this.
If you have awakened superpowers...
Find the reason for their appearance
Don't try to brew a potion against (or for) turning into a superhero yourself, even if you got an A in chemistry at school. Hulk has already tried
First of all, don't panic. Put all your work aside, count to one hundred several times and drink green tea. Having calmed down and made sure that what is happening is not a dream or a figment of a sick imagination, try to understand where your superpowers came from.
Those who work at a nuclear power plant or in an experimental laboratory don’t need to guess. But unless you're testing new drugs on yourself and playing with radium, lead or mercury (and don't!), you'll have to think twice.
Perhaps you are adopted, and your real parents are aliens. In this case, do not ask them your real name. You may not like it
Try to remember if you ate anything strange yesterday. Maybe you shouldn’t have ordered sushi from the basement in the house across the street, despite the affordable prices? Examine your body for new scars that you don't remember anything about. You may have recently undergone several surgeries. And it would be a good idea to pay attention to the bites. They say that the same radioactive spider was never caught!
It happens that such abilities are transmitted genetically, like eye color or a humanitarian mindset. Perhaps your crazy grandfather was not lying when he said that in his youth he moved objects with the power of his thoughts, and your uncle, whom everyone considered a drug addict, really understood the language of animals.
Determine your psychotype: supervillain or superhero?
If you really feel like it, you can change the “orientation” later. From a supervillain to a superhero there is one step, and in the opposite direction it is even less
Every person sooner or later asks himself the question of what he really wants to be. For you, this moment has just arrived. You have a unique chance to change your life for the better, reconsider your priorities and get out of your routine. Now you are not just an engineer or a history teacher - you are a person (or something like a person) with superpowers. This means you need to decide how exactly you plan to use them.
You have a wonderful opportunity to become a superhero or a supervillain. Comics, films and human history will help you decide who to take as an example. They give a clear idea of what will happen if you try to take over the world or destroy all of humanity. So, before you take revenge on everyone who has annoyed you, from the housing office employees to the evil math teacher at school, you should weigh the pros and cons. Now you live in the superhero genre, and according to its laws, a supervillain is simply doomed to defeat. And our world is not as bad as it may seem - and perhaps it is you who will make it better.
Keep incognito
Wolverine could have had a much more enjoyable time. But in his cinematic universe it is not customary to hide his identity
You shouldn't run through the streets and shout about your superpowers. There are two possible outcomes to this, both bad. Or (which is more likely) they won’t believe you and, after injecting an elephant with a dose of a tranquilizer, they will take you to a psychiatric hospital. Or they will still believe you (for example, if you spew out flames) and, after injecting you with the same tranquilizer, they will send you for experiments.
If you think about it, there is a third option: the priests will get to you first and will persistently try to exorcise the devil from you. One way or another, the matter cannot be done without a tranquilizer.
Learn to manage your abilities
If you need a superhero teacher, look no further than a giant rat. They say there are a lot of them in the Moscow metro
This point is especially important. If you have chosen the side of good, you must adhere to the principle of “do no harm.” But supervillains can't get away with studying either - otherwise how are you going to crush your pathetic enemies? You need a teacher and mentor who will not be afraid of your appearance (if you have become green, tailed, or something like that) and unusual abilities.
If you are eleven years old, an owl may still fly to you with a letter. If you're older, you might get a visit from the captain of the Enterprise in a wheelchair or a one-eyed black man. But if nothing like this happens within a week, you will have to make your own efforts.
The hope that there is a Charles Xavier school somewhere or something similar is the last to die. We advise you to take a closer look at any closed institutions where gifted children are taught. Especially if the website and brochure do not indicate what exactly this talent is, they say, they will guess it themselves.
Just don’t break into schools with in-depth study of all subjects and immediately demonstrate how great you are at setting fire to furniture with your eyes and breaking chandeliers with the power of your thoughts. Remember what we said about tranquilizers!
Find friends
Friends will always tell you where the best shawarma in the city is
Whatever we do, it's always better to do it with someone. A good company helps in any matter. Especially when you don’t know where to hide extra limbs or a second head that grew overnight. You need people who will accept you and not shy away from your quirks. Simply put, you need friends.
The Internet is filled to capacity with forums where people who allegedly have superpowers communicate and exchange knowledge. But before you bare your soul to them, you need to check if they are really the same as you. Remember that most of these people
Most likely they are lying. Or crazy. Or on acid. But this, of course, is not about you!
Caution should also be exercised in relation to psychics, magicians, witches and other evil spirits who make money from high school girls suffering from unrequited love and desperate old maids. All of them are most often scammers who will be happy to help you with only one thing - parting with your money.
Image is everything
What really sucks is their costumes
Everyone has heard the saying that you are greeted by your clothes, but you are seen off by your mind. Congratulations, this is no longer your concern. They will meet you according to their superpowers, and you will see everyone off yourself whenever you want.
However, you still have to think about the style - at least so that it is convenient for you to use your powers, hide your wings and generally move around. And also so as not to look stupid and strange. Still, from an impressive superhero to a clown - one wrong color.
So don’t rush to sew yourself tights in the colors of the Russian flag and a raincoat from a shower curtain. It’s better to take the issue seriously right away and contact an experienced stylist than to later delete ridiculous photos from other people’s accounts.
Come up with a cool name
Hancock took the name from the soup. It would be a good idea if they paid him for it. Note: the names Big Mac Man and I-Man are still available
Superhero Stepan Ivanov is, of course, cute. But if you are able to hold your breath for a day or talk to the dead, you should come up with something cooler. Most often, people with superpowers choose descriptive nicknames so that it is immediately clear what exactly they can do. For example, Magneto controls magnetic fields, the Human Torch is on fire, Iron Man is... hmmm, iron (at least on the outside), and Batman just likes bats.
However, you can choose something that only you and your loved ones understand, like Deadpool did. The main thing is that you like it!
Find a suitable job
You can convince everyone that you are a messenger of God. It’s just not a fact that he will like it!
A superhero is not satisfied with good deeds alone. Sometimes you can earn extra money using your gift. This point is individual, since choosing a new profession should depend on the circumstances. If you are the lucky owner of superintelligence, it’s time to promote domestic science or medicine. And the ability to control fire will make you an excellent firefighter. True, not every ability can be used without being discovered.
Superpowers in everyday life
Great news for housewives and bachelors: superpowers can be used in everyday life. If you feel that you are not yet ready to save or destroy the world, you can find many other useful uses for your new abilities. Superpower is superpower, and no one canceled the cleaning.
If you love feng shui or move your couch from one end of the room to the other every week, the power of the Hulk will come in handy. It is also suitable for demolishing unnecessary walls - the main thing is that the wall does not turn out to be load-bearing.
An excellent acquisition could be Flash's ability to reach near-light speed. It’s very convenient if you need to urgently go to the store, quickly clean up, or combine a bunch of other things. A Mister
The fantastic one from the Fab Four could use his stretchable limbs to wipe dust in hard-to-reach places and paint ceilings. And he can clean a clogged sink in one go.
Shaving is difficult for Superman, but not impossible.
But what does it feel like for someone whose beard regenerates...
Well, a picnic in the company of Superman frying sausages, Wolverine chopping salad, and Storm controlling the weather would be simply incomparable. Especially if Aquaman, who is useless at first glance, collects fish and oysters for the table. And how many problems could have been avoided if Magneto, instead of war with the whole world, had helped people find lost keys!
If your girlfriend has acquired superpowers...
First of all, congratulations - you have a girlfriend!
And now is not the best time to tell her that it's time to break up.
Secondly, girls are not simple creatures, and when they acquire superpowers, everything becomes very complicated. If the newfound strength does not change her appearance, then the situation is not so critical. But if cosmetic changes appear, be prepared to show patience, compassion and great fortitude (as in any other situation).
If she can read your mind
Remember the TV series Misfits, where one of the heroines could read the thoughts of others, or Jean Gray from the X-Men. Telepathy did not at all prevent them from establishing and maintaining relationships with the opposite sex (although at times this same sex suffered greatly). So don’t immediately give up and look for a new girl. She, of course, can promise that she will not get into your head. But it’s like with accounts on social networks or SMS: sometimes you stumble upon it and can’t stop. So trust is trust, and now you need to think more carefully.
You are unlikely to be able to control your consciousness all the time, but now you have a great opportunity to train your brain. Thoughts like “my girlfriend is the best, the most beautiful and the kindest” are very welcome. Just don't overdo it so as not to arouse suspicion.
However, who are we kidding! She could read your thoughts before.
If she has superpower
Don’t you dare forget about her birthday now!
At first glance, it's not very nice when your girlfriend can do more push-ups and lift weights that you can't do. Now she is unlikely to ask you to open a jar or move the refrigerator. But every cloud has a silver lining: you don’t have to worry about someone attacking her in a dark alley. You might even start to worry about those who think of it.
It might even encourage you to take up sports yourself. Although what are we talking about, you will still be lazy. After all, now you can ask a girl for anything!
If she controls time
Now you're really in trouble. Let's start with the fact that you will never be able to part with her - at least not by choice, because she will constantly rewind time and come up with counterarguments (yes, this is also from "Misfits"). The same applies to absolutely any dispute - you will have to come to terms with the fact that she will always win.
But now you can ask her to rewind the time when you need it, for example, after a failed exam or to delay a deadline. And the food will finally stop burning.
If she mutated into something terrible
Just tell her that she is still the most beautiful.
If you have acquired superpowers... your boss
Not much has changed (© Michael Dashow)
You always guessed that your boss is not human. It’s just that before his superpower was that he was a super asshole who forced people to stay late after work and squeezed wages and vacation pay. You probably have some experience of dealing with brutal bosses, so we’ll just figure out how to ask such a boss for a raise, vacation or time off.
First, determine what mood the boss is in. If, upon entering the office, you find him sitting on the ceiling, spitting fire and turning his head 180 degrees, now is definitely not the best time to ask. It’s worth waiting until he sinks into a chair and stops destroying his office.
When the boss has finally calmed down and is no longer causing mortal terror, it's time to ask for what you wanted. Add some flattery. You can notice how well his suit matches the blue tone of his skin and how well he bleached his fangs. And mention that you're not at all mad at him for "accidentally" burning your vacation application with his breath. We know that he didn’t want to hurt or kill you, right?
This concludes the guide. We wish you luck and sincerely hope you find these tips helpful (or at least entertaining). The main thing is to remember: even if you don’t know how to control other people’s thoughts, lift cars and instantly regenerate, cutting your finger with paper, there’s nothing wrong with that. Each of us is special in his own way, even if his ability is to crack his fingers, wiggle his ears or throw his legs over his head.
And, as the main character of the movie “Kick-Ass” said, you don’t need injuries, cosmic radiation, or a power ring to become a superhero. It takes the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.
The epic saga of the heroes and dragons of Skyrim has many advantages - deep dungeons, interesting adventures, a rich world. It’s just that there isn’t even close to a well-established balance there. But such is the tradition in The Elder Scrolls games - they always find completely legal ways to turn a character into a real superhero. Read about how this is done in Skyrim in this article.
What can we achieve
An ordinary dragon. Slightly beat up.
TES traditions are very peculiar. There were always enough holes in the balance there. Many of you remember how in Oblivion any character could cast armor into complete invisibility, and the alchemists of Morrowind, enhancing intelligence, created potions of divine power. In Skyrim, as in Morrowind, there were similar ways to circumvent the developer's restrictions. However, we are more interested in the capabilities of a hero developed in an honest, and only honest, way.
They are quite "modest":
- Hits thousands of HP.
- Complete invulnerability to magic.
- Maximum possible armor.
This is enough to complete the game at any difficulty level without any problems.
In general, if you try hard (potions, orcish talents, stealth, and so on), you can achieve the goal of demolishing the enemy with one blow twenty to thirty thousand HP. But this is already an activity for fans who care about the process itself and the ability to destroy five hundred percent of the dragon’s health with one blow.
As for magic, here, with some cunning, you can reduce the incoming damage to almost zero. But, alas, it will not be possible to reduce physical damage to such figures - even the most well-equipped and enchanted hero can be picked off by enemies in close combat or shot with a bow.
How it works
Our goal is +116% enchantment and +130% blacksmithing potion.
The basic idea is for alchemy and enchantment to mutually enhance each other, and then together to strengthen blacksmithing. This way you can forge (and enchant on top) an extremely powerful set of weapons and armor.
And here, in fact, is a step-by-step recipe for superheroes:
Level up blacksmithing to 100, take the ability daedric armor(this will require 5 ability points - you need to go from steel armor counterclock-wise).
Develop enchantment to 100, take enchanter (5/5), enchant skills, life charms, additional effect(total 8 points).
Develop alchemy to 100, take alchemist (5/5), healer, pharmacist(total 7 points).
Boil a few enchantment enhancement potions.
After drinking this potion, enchant four objects (head, hands, ring, necklace) to alchemy boost. The potion lasts 30 seconds - for especially fast Gonzales, one bottle will be enough for everything. But it’s better not to rush, so that you have time to enchant the object and give it a name.
Having weighed yourself with the resulting set, weld new ones enchantment enhancement potions.
Under these potions, enchant a new set of clothes. If you did everything correctly, then as a result you will be able to brew in the “alchemist’s clothes” potions +32% to spells and, having drunk on his own "sorcerer's potions", enchant +29% to alchemy and blacksmithing. If something goes wrong and your numbers come out lower, it’s okay - just repeat the cycle.
Enchant under potions set of clothes +29% to blacksmithing(a total of four items will give you +116%).
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: The type of items doesn’t matter, and you won’t be able to fight in them anyway, so take weightless slippers and light bracers so that your “work kits” don’t weigh on your pocket.
Create several potions +32% to blacksmithing.
Forge a weapon, shield and armor set from your favorite material. It is better to make weapons and shields Daedric, and you can use any armor - the one you like best.
Put on “blacksmith armor”, drink “smithing potion” (in total you get +246% to your skill!) and quickly improve everything you forged at the workbench and whetstone.
With all this, you can already go to war, even against Alduin, even against the giants. True, first you should tinker a little with bringing the “super kit” to mind through enchantment. And to do this, we need to understand exactly what effect we want to achieve.
Finishing the “super set”
Ready! An improved bow in combination with enchanted armor gives five hundred damage. No bow enchantment or expensive arrows are needed.
So what exactly do we need?
- Good weapon damage.
- Adequate protection against magical attacks.
- Maximum possible protection against physical attacks.
To increase weapon damage to enormous levels, enchant (under potions, of course) armor to enhance the skill of your favorite weapon type. One-handed in both hands will give the most damage, one-handed weapons and a shield will give the best protection. Two-handed weapons are something in between. If you like a stealthy approach, then your choice is a bow and triple damage on the sly.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: Enchantments to enhance one-handed weapons do not affect daggers. It’s hard to say for sure whether this is a bug or intended, but daggers fall out of the overall picture. If you need them for some reason, you will have to invest as quickly as possible in an ability that gives fifteen times damage with a dagger from stealth.
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| The Lord's Stone is the most useful for those who need protection from magic. | But the Lord's stone on the map is east of Morthal on the mountain. |
To protect yourself from magic, you need to bring your total magic resistance to 85%. To do this you will have to be quite heavily enchanted. You can save enchantments in different ways. If you are playing for Breton, you already have 25%. Gives another 25% Lord's stone. Having completed the multi-part quest " Book of Love", you will receive another +15% (you can take the quest from the dark elf Dinia Balu in the Riften Temple of Mara).
It is impossible to raise protection against magic above 85%... but if you really want to, then you can. To do this, you need to additionally be enchanted for protection from the elements. If you raise the protection against fire, ice and electricity well (for example, put on Otar mask from the Rangwald dungeon, north of Markarth) and add a chance to absorb spells on top ( Atronach stone, the ability of the same name in the constellation magic of change), you can reduce the incoming damage several times more, bringing it to almost zero.
THIS IS A BUG: Please note that patch 1.2, among other things, “broke” the game’s protection from the elements. This important thing stopped working for the Nords, the dark elves, and even the summoned atronachs. And by turning on spell absorption, you can forget about the school of witchcraft - for some reason all summoned creatures are considered enemy magic and all attempts to summon them will consistently end in nothing.
You can stand and smoke quietly under the shield, and the necromancers will fight against it in impotent anger.
With armor everything is a little more complicated. Put it on, go to the “Items - Clothes” menu, select any piece of armor and look at the “Armor Class” parameter. If you use a shield in battle, take that too. Most likely the amount will be less 567 . This needs to be fixed.
You can “raise” the defense to the required value in two ways, depending on what you want to save - ability points or space for enchantments. If you can sacrifice one or two points, invest them in a skill agility in defense or juggernaut -- depending on whether you wear light or heavy armor. An alternative option is to add a light or heavy armor skill enhancement enchantment to your armor. Your goal is to make sure that your total armor gives you at least 567 armor. But no more. This is the limit of its effectiveness ( armor cap), giving the maximum protection that is generally possible in the game - 80% . Unfortunately, it is quite far from absolute, and a large crowd of opponents (especially on high difficulty) can easily kill the hero.
And no fraud
The thunder mage didn’t even have time to understand what it was.
Here a vigilant reader can ask a reasonable question: “Is all this fair?” Indeed, complete invulnerability to magic, blows for hundreds and thousands of HP - aren’t these holes in the balance?
But everything described above is provided by the developers. They introduced a mechanism of diminishing returns into the profession ( diminishing returns), which will not allow, even with their combination, to raise the alchemical enchantment to enhance the profession above +29% and brew a potion more effective than +32%. The ceiling is installed!
Another thing is that there are still ways to cheat and go beyond what is permitted. For example, if you sip a few recovery potions, the loop can be closed, and the player will have the opportunity to improve things to any value, up to variable overflow. But then it’s easier to enable “god mode” in the console.
It is worth remembering, however, that sometimes in the game you need to make an effort to Not cheat - there are so many bugs and holes in it. Namely:
You shouldn't drink while in close combat. Potion of Accuracy- due to a bug, it increases the damage not only of bows, but of all weapons in general.
You should not complete the quest " From the depths”, which is given by the Argonian From-the-Depths at the docks of Riften. It is assumed that as a reward we will receive +25% to the effect of Dwemer armor and +15% to the speed of development of blacksmithing. In reality, the hero is given +25% to the effect of any armor and +15% to the effect of improving weapons or armor. If you have already completed this quest, even console commands will not help remove the “unfair” effect.
Should not be worn falmer helmet And hoop on top of it. Two hats at the same time, and both can be enchanted - this is definitely a bug. There are other ways to wear more than one thing at a time (for example, the “prison bug” known in some circles), and, of course, it’s better not to use them either.
It is not recommended to disassemble for enchantments " Shield of Solitude", so as not to be able to enchant an item to resist magic twice. The rules prohibit two identical enchantments, so most likely this is also a glitch not intended by the developers.
How to raise three professions
The main problem with the “professional” approach is that the hero first needs to develop all three professions to 100. Luckily, there are ways to do this quickly.
blacksmith craft
Rawhide bracers and iron daggers are our ticket to the heights of blacksmithing. Strange but true.
Everything is simple here: do it iron daggers And rawhide bracers in industrial quantities. Blacksmithing is the easiest to develop. Iron is cheap, so is leather. And if you run out of money, there are a lot of wolves in the area. It is advisable not to sell the products - they will be useful for the development of the next profession.
BY THE WAY: Remember about guardian stones, which speed up skill development by 20%. Use them. Blacksmithing is a Warrior stone, enchanting is a Mage stone, and alchemy is a Thief stone.
Enchantment
Another way to improve your trading skills is to wear the Volsung mask. With her the burden is less.
We take any item, buy all available soul stones - the cheapest ones are tiny and small. We spend the filled ones on enchantment, then sell them. We fill the empty ones with the help of weapons conspired to capture souls. It is easier to enchant clothes than weapons - there are fewer body movements.
There is another way that is economical in terms of money: go to Azura's Shrine, complete the Daedra quest and receive a reward - a soul stone, which is not consumed when enchanting. After that, we go into nature, kill any animal, catch its soul in a stone and immediately spend it on recharging the thing.
But you don't have to save money. If you get such valuable enchantments as exile or health absorption, money will no longer play any role. You can simply buy all the inexpensive stones, convert them to enchant the same daggers/bracers and immediately sell them for a profit. Then we wait two days (during this time the sellers replenish their assortment) and repeat. To gain access to several sellers of soul stones at once, it makes sense to join NIICHAVO in Winterhold.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: To look for the enchantments we need, go shopping for enchanted weapons and armor. The best place to start is with the Shining Clothes in Solitude. In the jewelry department, you often come across rare alchemy enchantments. Sometimes you can find items enchanted to improve their prices.
Alchemy
Baby Babette is the best alchemist in Skyrim. But even her lessons will not help you achieve the maximum skill.
Here the method is similar: having acquired a couple of thousand coins, we buy all the available ingredients and begin to experiment. We hand over everything that turns out to pharmacists - at a loss or with a profit, if we come across valuable effects. Well appreciated slowdown And regeneration, a lot of money can be made from selling poisons to regeneration damage and potions with mixed effects (even the most wild and incompatible ones).
If you are enchanted with alchemy, use the relatively quickly growing skill of eloquence and Zenithar amulet with mask Clavicus Vile or Volsunga, the development of alchemy is becoming such a profitable business that raising the skill by manually brewing potions is no longer necessary. Having stocked up on potions, go to " Arcadia's bowler hat» in Whiterun and buy lesson after lesson, selling potions in return. True, you can only learn five times for each level, but that’s enough.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: there is a quest in the game "Return to Roots". If you complete it, the hero begins to receive an additional potion when brewing with a 25% chance. But to get to this quest, you need to delve deeply into the plot.
After level 75 of alchemy, Arcadia will refuse to teach further. It will save you here The Dark Brotherhood. You can look for a way to join it in Windhelm, overhearing conversations on the streets about a boy looking for this organization. By the way, before that, I recommend visiting the Lorey farm, which is north of Whiterun and the White Watchtower, to complete a fun quest and get to know your future fraternity colleague, the merry fellow Cicero.
Alas, no master will teach you beyond 90, and the last ten points must be “finished off” manually. To do this, you will have to shake off the old days, buy up all Skyrim pharmacies several times and brew so many potions that you will be selling them for weeks.
Subtle points
Choosing a race
My Khajiit is wearing a work kit and a Clavicus Vile mask.
In general, the method described above allows you to make a hero out of anyone - even a frail Bosmer. But most of all it suits the Bretons and Orcs.
Bretons has no equal due to its natural resistance to magic. 25% is Very a lot of. What is especially important is that their ability is passive, it works on its own - it saves protective spells and never goes to waste. Don’t forget about the Breton “daily” ability, which also protects well from spells.
And here orcs It’s worth taking for those who want to halve the incoming damage and double their own at a critical moment. This is an active ability - you need to be able to remember about it in time. But doubling the damage will give some really crazy numbers, and this may turn out to be more interesting than the boring Breton defense.
ADVICE: a female character benefits more from the reward for Dibella's quest in Markath (+10% damage to all the opposite sex). After all, there are noticeably more male opponents in the game.
Selecting the type of armor
The search for the dog Barbas, who escaped from Falkreath, is the easiest way to get an excellent helmet to improve prices in stores.
Everything is ambiguous with armor. Of course, with heavy Daedric armor it is easier to reach the coveted number 567. But the best examples of light armor (glass, dragon) are not much inferior to it in protection.
At the same time, light armor is in many ways more convenient: it weighs less, makes less noise, and slows down less. And according to the constellation of abilities, light armor “makes” heavy armor, excuse the pun, “light.” Double the speed of recuperation is a very useful thing both in battle and in nature. And what can the heavy one boast of? Reduced fall damage? Fist fight? Khajiit laughs! Even the return of damage doesn’t sound that great if you remember that it is given only at the very end, when the skill has already been developed to a hundred.
The problem is that even those who wear armor made from the skin of a dragon's butt would be very useful in using Daedric weapons. But in order to get to it, blacksmiths must invest four ability points in heavy armor (steel, Dwemer, orc, ebony).
Of course, you can not touch these stars, get to dragon armor through steel, elven, complex and glass, limiting yourself to glass weapons and losing about 10% of the damage. But you can do it differently - using light armor, invest in heavy armor in blacksmithing and come to dragon armor “from the other side.” Of course, at first we will have to use armor from stores and dungeons, but we will get the right weapons, save abilities, and be able to enjoy all the benefits of light armor.
Choosing a charm
A properly equipped companion can clear dungeons on his own.
There are no particularly important rules when choosing enchantments. This is greatly facilitated by the sorcerer’s ability to trample two effects into one object at once. Use your imagination, because in a pinch, the item can be reforged. The basic principles here are:
The main thing you need is armor of at least 567, protection against magic around 85%. Then throw everything at damage from your favorite weapon type.
It is better to think about the combination of enchantments in advance, taking into account what exactly can and cannot be hung on different elements of armor, a ring and a necklace.
Without any problems and without any special sacrifices, you can build zero mana costs into your armor for any one school of magic (and with problems and sacrifices, for two).
Build yourself separate ultra-light pickpocketing, hacking and/or stealth kits and you'll save a ton of ability points.
If you're going into dungeons with a companion, pack them in high-quality enchanted armor with protection enchantments, and it will be much more difficult for you to accidentally knock your comrade in the heat of battle. This is important, because with a super set of armor and weapons, the main problem in battle will be protecting the companion from his own heroic strength.
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Honesty is the best policy. Now you know how to absolutely honestly make a superman out of a character who can easily knock down dragons and giants left and right, regardless of ranks and difficulty levels. We cannot expect favors from nature. Taking them is our task. And, using this guide, any person, elf or Khajiit will walk through Skyrim as a master - from the southern mountains to the northern seas.
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Almost every person, from early childhood, dreams of becoming a brave superhero. This image attracts, first of all, with its fantastic capabilities that ordinary mortals do not have. Superheroes are very strong, honest, respectable and are ready to do anything to help people in trouble. Often, superheroes face cunning villains who hatch terrible plans. Then they enter into a fight, in which the superhero usually wins. This positive character has a huge number of fans who love him. That's why so many people want to be a superhero. But how to become a superhero? And what needs to be done for this?
How to become a superhero in real life
Since a superhero is a fictional character, it is quite difficult to become one in reality. And yet, how to become a superhero in real life? To do this, you need to diligently and regularly engage in sports, as well as various physical exercises. Daily training will definitely help you become a superhero in no time. To do this, you need to visit a gym, where there are all the conditions for physical development.
Every self-respecting superhero should have his own costume. It is highly desirable that it be unique and different from others. Therefore, it is necessary to seriously approach the solution of this issue, coming up with a costume that both yourself and others will like. You also need to come up with your own image that will emphasize either your character or something else.
If you already understand how to become a superhero in real life, then you need to remember about weapons. After all, a superhero fights against dangerous criminals and other bad people, from whom you can expect anything. In this regard, when going out on the streets, it is worth taking with you some kind of weapon for self-defense. Of course, you don’t have to arm yourself, but then the risk to your own health is extremely high.
How to become a superhero at home
To become a superhero you don't have to take to the streets or risk your life. They can be at home too. But how to become a superhero at home? The simplest and most reliable way is a computer or video game. By turning on this game you can become a real superhero, without any consequences. The main advantage of this method is that no one will actually take revenge or persecute, and there is complete safety.
In addition to games, the Internet will help you solve the question of how to become a superhero at home. Thanks to the World Wide Web, you can come up with a fictional image of a superhero. This can be done both on social networks and on various websites, as well as forums. It is enough to correctly design your own profile or page. Perhaps the easiest way to become a superhero is on the Internet.
How to become a superhero in skyrim
Skyrim has a large and open world, many dungeons and enemies, as well as interesting cities with their diverse inhabitants and, of course, dragons. Skyrim is fraught with a lot of dangers, so many gamers want to become a superhero in the game. At the same time, there is an honest way to become a superhero in Skyrim. To do this, you need to develop certain abilities and skills of your character. More specifically, blacksmithing requires leveling up to 100 and taking Daedric armor. Then develop the enchantment to 100 and get an enchanter, life enchantment, skill enchantment. After that, level up your alchemy to 100 and take an alchemist, pharmacist and healer. Next, you need to brew 2-3 potions that enhance the enchantment. After drinking the resulting potion, you need to enchant 4 more objects (hands, head, necklace, ring) that enhance alchemy. Then you need to repeat the preparation of the potion. This way you can get an advantage of +29% to alchemy, +29% to blacksmithing and +32% to enchantments. Thanks to this, the character will become practically invincible. He will be a superhero in the world of Skyrim. And completely honestly and without resorting to the help of third-party programs.
Superheroes are very cool. This is emphasized by their secret identities, triumphant world-saving missions, and tight Lycra suits that highlight every muscle and curve of the body.
Not everyone can be a superhero, because it is a special way of life.
Fortunately, science does not stand still, and in this post there are 8 modern technologies that will make you feel like a real superhero! And for this you do not need to be born on the planet Krypton or be the result of genetic mutations.
1. Invisibility
Until recently, invisibility was only available to sorcerers. And even then their magical “invisibility cloaks” did not inspire confidence. Now everything has changed.
A new ultra-thin “metascreen”, created as a result of research at the University of Texas at Austin, can neutralize light waves directed at an object. The difference between this camouflage and others is that the rays of light do not bend around the object and do not project an image of what is behind the object on its front side (as in the video). This newest method allows you to hide not only the object itself, but also its shadow, which means the object becomes invisible from any angle of view.
While the technology is far from perfect, because it only extinguishes microwaves, the developers believe that the “invisibility cloak” they invented will be used for defense or healthcare purposes.
The laser is not only a formidable weapon for Star Wars or a means of entertaining bored cats, it is also a very real weapon that will be used in the near future. The US Navy recently adopted a giant “lay-zer” for destroying drones. The air force is also not left out: fighter jets are equipped with liquid-cooled lasers made from solid-state materials that can repel missile attacks. Testing of this weapon is scheduled for 2014.
3. Mind control
Despite the fact that you cannot yet control the brain of your boss or any other person at will, you can control your mind now.
A new technology called transcranial pulsed ultrasound is currently being developed by the US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). It will allow you to control the mind by sending precisely targeted high-frequency sound waves to strictly defined parts of the brain. The technology that is expected to be used in the creation of military helmets offers unlimited possibilities for the armed forces. Soldiers can feel no pain, fight longer, and recover faster. However, the moral standards of those who can obtain this technology will most likely not allow it to develop and spread in the near future.
4. Ability to crawl on walls
You can buy a suit and a mask, you can even start dating a red-haired girl (good luck with that). But without parkour skills, you will not become Spider-Man, as Peter Parker did.
Created by a team of University of Utah engineers, the "personal vacuum wall-climbing device" PVAC won first place among 33 projects in a competition organized by the US Air Force. On its basis, advanced equipment for the army can be created.
Have you ever wanted to become Spider-Man?
5. Enhanced Hearing
Batman and Daredevil had echolocation, not to mention bats and dolphins. Today, scientists are working on implants that will be installed in the middle ear, making echolocation accessible to humans. And in the future it is possible to develop special software for such devices.
The structure of the auricle allows us to determine where sound comes from. Unfortunately, a person hears sounds that come from behind worse. Developments are underway to create the “ideal auricle”, which will allow a person to literally have ears on the back of his head. It may not be the most useful invention, but it can save you from bad guys who attack from behind.
6. Improved vision
In a world where millions of people need vision correction, the prospect of achieving perfect vision is very tempting. In addition to reading fine print, improved vision will allow you to see in the dark, as well as distinguish body temperature and complementary colors.
Experiments to improve vision are very diverse. Some use special lenses to correct the smallest imperfections in the eye, making vision especially clear. Others are conducting experiments with monkeys and people suffering from color blindness, the goal of which is to improve vision at the genetic level - this will improve even good vision.
Want to learn about more technological developments? Currently, work is being carried out in the field of bionics - cameras are being developed that allow you to see infrared radiation, use multiple magnification or use different lenses. But before you run to the ophthalmologist, remember that “bionic” eyes are often used by those who have lost their own eye. In addition, it is still impossible to say exactly how the brain recognizes signals received through such “eyes.”
7. Super strength
If you prefer self-made superheroes, such as Batman or Iron Man, you will appreciate the XOS 2 exoskeleton in the video below. This option will allow you to lift several hundred pounds (more than 50 kg), while the wearer of the suit will not only not feel this weight, but will not even notice the weight of the suit itself.
The only problem is that this suit requires a constant connection to a power source. Moreover, it is still under development.
This also includes the Japanese development of a tank with a face and a NASA suit for astronauts in zero gravity conditions.
8. Ability to fly
And finally, flights. The most important quality of superheroes is the most elusive. However, if you dream of flying in the skies, there are several options.
First, the jetpack. JetLev's development costs $100,000, but the jetpack can be tested at amusement parks for just $237 a day. This option works on the power of water and can lift you up to 30 feet (about 9 meters) above the water level.
Distributed by Tecnologia Aerospacial Mexicana and priced at $125,000, the Rocket Belt will allow you to fly for 20 seconds at speeds of up to 60 mph (27 km/h).
The latest development is a flying bicycle, the prototype of which was created by the Czech companies Duratec, Technodat and Evektor. It weighs 209 pounds (about 95 kg) and is driven by four motors and one propeller. It is not yet for sale because a suitable battery has not yet been created for it.
Many fans of superhero sagas have one thing in common - the desire to become a superhero. But in order to make your dream come true, you need to have some mandatory personality traits, which some people have by nature, while others will have to develop them intensively. And now we come to the main question of how to become a superhero.
History and development of superheroes
The first traits that all superheroes possess to one degree or another are a fair amount of selflessness, the desire to serve not themselves, but people, goodness and justice.
How to become a superhero will be told to you first of all not by movies and cartoons, but by comics, since this is the homeland of every superhero. The first influx of such characters took place between 38-40 of the last century, when Batman and Superhero first went to fight for good and justice, and then in the early sixties - Spider-Man, X-Men, Iron Man and others. Then the nineties pleased us with new characters in the form of Hellboy and Spawn. The exception to this parade of worthy characters was Hancock, who was created to be far from positive, a sort of alcoholic with a peculiar sense of humor. Essentially, this is a new generation of superheroes created for feature films.
If we talk about such characters as aliens and mutants, then the question of how to become a superhero becomes quite complicated. Someone moves heavy objects, someone jumps on a web, and someone releases sharp claws from indestructible metal. But in everything there are exceptions, and therefore here too there were worthy people who, obviously not possessing certain abilities, were able to fight evil. These include the same Batman and Iron Man. If we talk about the latter, then he is completely crippled. Their superheroism is based largely on the latest achievements of science and progress.
Reasons for becoming a superhero
Most superheroes have had some kind of trouble in the past (kidnapping, gamma bomb explosion). Not everyone, but most. Certain characters made their choices on their own, not by chance. For example, Captain America initially agreed to undergo an experiment in order to fight the Nazis.
Everyone has some ulterior motive that drives them to become superheroes. So, for example, Spider-Man had a hard time with the death of his parents, and then the murder of Uncle Ben, Superman and Batman recalled their childhood or origin, and a hero like Hancock used to be a god, or an angel, at worst.
Special conditions for superheroes
In addition, every superhero has a double life: on the one hand, he is a hero under the mask, and on the other, he is an ordinary person who has his own personal life, work, and desires. Often these two lines, when they intersect, bring nothing but misfortune and pose a difficult choice. By the way, female superheroes (for example, Catwoman or Black Cat) in this sense are more decisive and make choices faster. It turns out to be a kind of superhero version of feminism.
Each of the supervillains is always equal in strength to a superhero (just remember the animated series about superheroes). They are also gifted to some extent and the main character has to work hard to defeat the villain.
Well, if we talk about wealth, then this is a rather relative question. Yes, Professor X, Batman, Iron Man - they are all millionaires. On the other hand, Hancock is actually a homeless person, but nothing prevents him from being a superhero, and Hellboy is on government support, which is also not an obstacle to good deeds.
In a word, how to become a superhero is a rather controversial question, but it will require from you not a spider bite and terrible experiments on yourself (especially since in our real world this can get you into certain institutions), but simple human qualities that They will simply help you do good deeds.
