Short, wise statuses about life. Statuses with meaning: smart sayings about life, people and love The most beautiful wise statuses

Intelligence combined with kindness is called wisdom, and intelligence without kindness is called cunning.

A person is wise when he understands the moment where he needs to say something or remain silent.

Wisdom is the ability to be above your desires; to be below is ignorance.

Stupid guys often confuse naturalness with bad manners and rudeness.

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Do you want to find your place in the sun in this life? Find him first!

Erich Fromm once said that if a person loves himself, then he can love others, but if he only loves others, then he does not love anyone.

It is difficult to offend the autumn sage, because they are not offended by the truth, and they do not pay attention to lies.

Everyone has their favorite wise phrases and quotes from great people, but if you try to write down at least one of your thoughts worth attention, nothing comes of it.

Only a sage is able to suppress his feelings and emotions to the dictates of reason. Anger is characteristic of both a wise person and a fool, but the latter cannot subjugate anger. In the heat of emotions, committing evil, he does not control his actions, which are returned to him in double size.

We often chase after what we essentially don’t need...

To love deeply and selflessly means to completely forget about yourself.

Good taste speaks not so much of intelligence as of clarity of judgment.

Only a mother deserves love!

A lover does not always confess his love, and a man who confesses his love does not always love

A woman justifies her infidelity if she feels unhappy in her marriage

When we love, we lose our sight(c)

Fortune sometimes gives too much, but never enough!

I live opposite the cemetery. If you show off, you will live opposite me. XDDD)))

Life is steps forward, steps back, but I’m still dancing!

To understand what the other person wants, take a break from yourself for at least a minute.

Cherish what you have. Fight for what you can lose. And appreciate everything that is dear to you!!

My status has not been censored...

We always believe that our first love is our last and our last love is our first.

One day you will want to open the door that you yourself once closed. But she has long since had a different life, and the lock has been changed, and your key doesn’t fit...

How often it is easier for us to write what in life we do not risk saying.

Words are like keys; when chosen correctly, you can open any soul and close any mouth.

You need to make a princess out of the one who is nearby, and not spend your whole life looking for a ready-made one...

The lazier a person is, the more his work resembles a feat.

Don't rip people's masks off. Suddenly these are muzzles.

We are embarrassed to take his hand, but we are not embarrassed to kiss ordinary acquaintances on the lips when we meet.

Life is a textbook that closes only with your last breath.

Love is not a disease. Illness is the absence of love. Baurzhan Toyshibekov

The opinions of others must be respected and taken into account, like the weather. But nothing more.

A dead end is also a way out...

There are no ideal people... You just need to find the same *banned one and stop... =)

Where are you going? - To the races. - Then hurry up. Your horse has already called twice.

Don’t say that the world is sad, Don’t say that it’s difficult to live, Know how to laugh, believe and love in the midst of life’s ruins.

Decisions made in the dead of night usually fade in the light of day!

When you throw dirt at a person, remember that it may not reach him. And it will remain in your hands...

There will always be someone for whom you will serve as an example. Don't let this man down...

I don't talk about life, I live.

If vanity does not cast all our virtues into dust, then, in any case, it shakes them.

The search for mutual love is like a car race: we chase one, others chase us, and we find reciprocity only by flying into oncoming traffic.

I set a status about love, I’m waiting for love.

Better love without a future than a future... without love...

Don't waste expensive words on cheap people.

It is unlikely that any of the proctologists dreamed in childhood of becoming what they became. Life just happened that way...

You don’t need to look for smart phrases, you need to think with your head!

People who are afraid to dream convince themselves that they don't dream at all.

You can fool anyone, but never a fool.

Love is the desire to live.

I was created from affection, tears, love and hatred, happiness and sadness, from pain and bliss, from screams and smiles.

You feel like an adult when you put on a hat, not because your mother said so, but because it’s really cold...

There are three things that never come back: Time, Word, Opportunity. Therefore: don’t waste time, choose your words and don’t miss the opportunity!

Having bitten into an apple, it is always more pleasant to see a whole worm in it than half of it...

There was no great mind without an admixture of madness.

Don't tell everything you know. This will not be enough.

Beware of the person who praises you for your missing virtues, for he may revile you for your missing shortcomings.

For a horseshoe to bring good luck, you need to work hard like a horse.

Those who have experienced great passions then spend their entire lives both rejoicing and grieving over their healing.

He is very mistaken who thinks that he loves his mistress only for her love for him.

Don't smile when reading this status - I've been afraid of horses since childhood!

Learn the rules so you can get around them.

They say anything behind your back. In person - what is beneficial.

If your man goes “to the left,” the main thing is not to meet him there.

Nothing is impossible in this life. It just happens that there weren’t enough attempts...

It's better to be smart and sometimes dumb than to be dumb and always smart!

A smart girl takes care of herself, a stupid girl takes care of her boyfriend...

No matter what life teaches us, our hearts believe in miracles.

monk Simeon of Athos

I never get offended, I just change my opinion about a person...

If you love a person for who he is, then you love him. If you are trying to change it radically, then you love yourself. That's all.

Self-love is a lifelong romance.

Life is short - break the rules - Goodbye quickly - Kiss slowly - Love sincerely - Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret what made you smile!

A woman never knows what she wants, but she will not rest until she achieves it.

Don’t think about what happened... Don’t guess what will happen... Take care of what you have...

Don't pretend - be. Don't promise - act. Don't dream - do it!!!

Happiness drops by for a minute, from time to time, to the one who has learned to do without it. And only to him...

The thinner the ice, the more people want to see if it will hold up.

The one whose merits have already been rewarded with true glory should be most ashamed of the efforts he makes so that all sorts of trifles will be given credit for him.

Everyone sees what you appear to be, few feel what you are.

Yes, it’s not an easy job - dragging an idiot out of the swamp...

Being the first to make peace is not humiliation, but the best trait of a person.

Life is short, but fame may last forever.

Yes, it’s not an easy job - dragging an idiot out of the swamp.

I understand everything, but who wants to put up advertisements for the latest Audi model in the subway?!

Don’t regret the past - it didn’t spare you.

We judge the slightest infidelity towards us much more harshly than the most insidious betrayal towards others.

They don’t plan friendship, they don’t shout about love, they don’t prove the truth.

Love is a slow poison, the one who drinks it will live a sweet moment, and the one who never tries will live miserably forever!

It’s not difficult to slam the door loudly when leaving, but it’s difficult to knock on it quietly when returning...

Our ideality is in our imperfection.

My mother’s smile is more valuable than all yours...

Do you have vodka? – Are you 18? - Do you have a license? - Okay, okay, why did you start up right away?

If you want to, but you can’t, it means you don’t really want to. 12

Keep the house clean as if you were expecting guests. Keep your heart pure as if you were expecting death. 18

If you appear to be not who you really are, you may end up with the wrong job, the wrong friends, the wrong love, and the wrong life. 12

People need to be loved and things need to be used. And not vice versa.
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An ancient Chinese wisdom says - if you have nothing to say, say an ancient Chinese wisdom! 12

There are two types of people. Some are rolling the world, while others are running alongside and shouting - God, where is this world coming to! 13

Decisions made at night become invalid in the light of day! 10

Neurotics build castles in the air, schizophrenics live in them, and psychiatrists collect rent. 14

If you want to be strong, learn to admit your weaknesses. If you want to be smart, learn to admit your stupidity. If you want to be righteous, learn to admit your sins. If you want to be wise, learn not to want. 17

The scary thing is not that death will come, the scary thing is that it can come suddenly. 11

The best war is the one that didn't take place. 12

For some, life is like a flower meadow, for others it is like a birch grove, for others it is like an impassable thicket. 11

A person has two favorite toys - his own destiny and other people's feelings. 20

Write grievances in the sand, and engrave joys in stone. 12

One wise grandmother said: wish the offender health and happiness, and the Lord will decide what to give him. 16

There are only two days a year when you can't do anything. One of them is called yesterday, and the other is called tomorrow. 10

Don't let your tongue write a check that your ass can't pay. 13

The joys in life are innocent and guilty. 7

If they don't pay attention to you, don't pay attention. 16

If you are delaying making a decision, then you have already made the decision to leave everything as before. 12

80-90% of what you fear will never actually happen. 10

If you are able to see, walk, talk, love and get out of bed every morning - you are already a fabulously lucky and rich person! Don't forget to be grateful for it. 11

Always keep Solomon's wisdom in mind - everything will pass. Then you have peace in your heart, you look at people philosophically, and life is more fun. 11

They come out of the crisis different. 9

Don't make decisions when you're angry, don't make promises when you're happy. 11

Life is given only once. And it succeeds even less often... 9

One day a student asked the master:
- How long to wait for changes for the better?
- If you wait, it will be a long time! - answered the master. 11

When dreams are stronger than fears, they will begin to come true. 9

Watch your speech. It is an indicator of what fills you. 13

It's hard to do anything about the length of life, but you can do something about its width and depth. 12

Never take advice from people who do not live the way you dream of living. 14

The best things in the world are free: hugs, smiles, friends, kisses, family, sleep, love, laughter and good mood. 14

While the credits aren't rolling, there's still a chance. 9

You need to be able to close a boring book, turn off a bad movie, quit a bad job and part with people who don’t value you. 12

Status is another matter. If it talks about attitude to life, about important meanings, then this is a credo, what a person believes in most, the basis of his worldview. Status can be not only serious, but also cheerful, perky, even hooligan. He can give away the owner, or he can help hide his real opinion.

Life is beautiful - this can be said in different ways, since the world is multifaceted and endless. This status speaks of love for life, nature, friendships and the best human manifestations.

“The world is beautiful, as always,” said Alexander Blok. Those who do not doubt this and want to show their good will will find many excellent statuses among Russian and foreign poets who glorified all the joys of life. Fiction is a favorite source of aphorisms on the Internet.

And if you approach your status creatively, then it’s not difficult to tell yourself about a happy moment in life, about joy and beauty, love and hopes:

Life will never leave us without pleasant surprises.
Not everyone knows how to appreciate every happy moment.
A kind smile is worth more than a million evil faces.
Youth is beautiful not only in memories.
Poetry is the best way to reflect life.
Nobody gives us more than nature.
Words of love are more valuable than any other phrases.
The more imagination and fantasy, the more beautiful life is.
A little happiness is already happiness.
Life is full of magic, you can see it every day.
Happiness can be given and shared, but cannot be received.
Listen: in life there are many tips on how to achieve happiness.
The greatest treasure in life is children.
Happiness happens in life no less often than in books.
Children are born trusting and curious - and this is the main thing.

Wise statuses about life with meaning

Lovers of folk proverbs and sayings can easily find a thoughtful status that suits them. They will have centuries-old folk wisdom behind them.

Philosophers, writers, poets have said many wise words about the meaning of life, its beginning and end, about the main human values. And how much morality there is in fables! Aesop, La Rochefoucauld and Krylov help everyone.

But you can remake a well-known statement in your own way, develop or refute an established opinion:

Pessimism is a mask of youth, optimism is a mask of old age.
Contempt is often hidden behind a condescending smile.
We are responsible for our future with all our past.
When you're forty-five, age sometimes feels like twenty-five and sometimes feels like sixty-five.
The women they love achieve success in everything.
Growing up means not being sad, not grieving, but finally treating yourself with humor.
People always strive for success, although it never brings real happiness.
You don’t have to run for culture in a crowd; you can meet it alone.
A woman is interesting to a man until she loves him.
To please everyone is to give up on yourself.
The truth about yourself and the truth about others are two different truths.
They don’t know Dostoevsky well only because they study him at school.

Mental statuses to tears

There are also such statuses: about the soul, about separation, unhappy love, loss.

People meet and go their separate ways. Sometimes they cry from insults, misunderstandings, and loneliness.

While we remember and hope, there is no time left for love.
It is easier for men to think that only others are cruel to women, and not themselves.
Reflecting light or emitting it are two different things, but as long as it becomes lighter.
Gluing the fragments together is dangerous - you can get hurt.
It is difficult to see the true face of a person for whom all life is a masquerade.
Not everyone listens to what you say, many just stare at you.
Intelligence, beauty and experience are never on the same level.
If a man wants to protect a woman, then he must know exactly from what.
There is no need to think about parting, but only about another, more successful meeting.
Crying, going for a run and swimming in the sea are three wonderful remedies; salt water heals.
Getting used to being young is easier than getting used to old age.
Tears can be a means of defense and a weapon for attack.
I want to cry, not when they offend me, but when they console me.
Great music is the reason for the best tears.
There can be too many pleasures, then they fall in price.
Big risk: not getting to know your husband well enough before falling in love.

Positive statuses

"Let's live in peace!" - perhaps this is the best positive status. It is worth giving your interlocutors other positive statuses that will set them up for communication, easy contact and a good prospect for dialogue and relationships online.

When opening a page on VKontakte, Facebook, or Odnoklassniki, a person first of all encounters his own status.

A status about life with a positive and cheerful meaning will lift the mood of its owner every time as soon as he enters the network.

You should always enjoy life, and not just create conditions for joy.
Don't wait for someone to make your life easier or more interesting, try it yourself!
Happiness can be as fragile as porcelain. But how much antique porcelain we see!
You should get married with your eyes and ears open, and you will even have to say something at the same time.
You can always act like a queen - in a large hall and in a closed room.
Taking care of the little things in life is creating a great mood!
It is difficult to love a person who is indifferent to himself.
Let happiness come where we are.
By giving up something, we can gain much more!
It's better to fall asleep and wake up with a smile.

Funny statuses

Cheering everyone who comes to the page is a good and positive goal. Life presents many surprises, not all of them are joyful. And when friends read a funny status, it lifts their spirits, and they are grateful to its creator.

Humor is a wonderful thing that brightens life.

The pursuit of perfection can make people completely unbearable.
The ability to rarely talk about yourself is the best quality of a friend.
My husband and I are equal, we always give gifts for going out in public: he gives me diamonds, and I give him a tie.
It seems to men that there is a lot of emptiness in women, it attracts them.
Let your girlfriends have friends, not husbands: there will be fewer problems for everyone.
There is more feeling and sincerity in the faces of dolls than in the faces of envious friends.
Only people who lie from the heart have good manners.
Friends always know exactly the year of birth, month and day.
To please men, you have to become feminists.
For some reason, real men are already married and too busy with work.
Superstitious atheist.
I give advice, but I don’t accept it.
Know-it-all is my hobby.
A happy ending is not the only goal in life.
Reading what they write and understanding who writes are two different things.
They teach you how to choose a profession, but where to study how to choose a husband? And you will have to live with him much longer than work.

Funny and funny

It's great to joke, have fun, make you laugh. Every joke has a grain of humor and a grain of truth. A funny status can start not only chatter, but also serious communication.

Ilf and Petrov have so many funny and wise phrases; quotes from their works are scattered across the web. But if “the matter of helping drowning people is the work of the drowning people themselves,” then you can remember not only classic jokes from books and movies, but also come up with a funny joke.

A status with a mischievous, funny, humorous or satirical meaning improves mood and raises vitality. Making a joke yourself on a topic that is funny or exciting is to make your page more interesting and fresh.

Attracting attention with a good joke is the best way to make a statement.

There are not many great talents in the world. It's me and Shakespeare.
Making mistakes is natural. Never being wrong is strange and scary.
Many different thoughts are attributed to me, but only the best ones are mine.
If you start life again, you can make the same mistakes, or even more.
Being beautiful all twenty-four hours is hard labor.
A woman's reputation among other women is always in doubt.
I decided to get married, now I will always decide for two.
There are never enough friends, let there be an infinite number of them.
Foresight is a difficult gift, because everyone gets annoyed by the phrase: “I told you so.”
It’s pleasant to communicate with two types of men – cheerful and sad.
One man in the house is much more important than thousands around.
A man is very necessary in the house - how can you move a closet without him?
Sometimes it helps to remember your maiden name.
Many electrical appliances are much more useful than a TV.
It is possible to understand who a person is only by looking at his will.

Short statuses

Brevity is not just the sister of talent. It saves time and effort for other important things. Sometimes a short phrase, like salt, adds taste and meaning to all the information that the author wants to convey about himself, his friends, interesting events and news.

You can briefly express your opinion on any important subjects: from work to love.

I love you, but not madly.
Some years I'm only twenty-seven.
Don't believe the rumors about me!
Simplicity is the friend of reciprocity.
Dialogue is a game with different rules.
Communication is the meaning of life.
Honesty is a dangerous turn.
Chance is the friend of happiness.
Secrets are the roots of any conversation.
Fantasy is a rest for the mind.
Speaking and being heard are two different things.
You cannot help another without his desire.
Don't sacrifice, don't blame, don't rush.
New is only today, tomorrow it will become the past.
Intelligence should not be demonstrated all the time.
Not everything can be forgiven.

Long statuses

A long status helps to formulate your position in detail. It’s not always possible to tell what you want about yourself in a short phrase or quote. Avoiding rumors, ambiguity, and identifying the most important aspects of your attitude towards people and life is sometimes not easy.

A status about life, with a meaning that is very important to the owner, can be quite large in volume.

Do not be afraid of a long status - if it is interesting, it deserves the reader’s attention. A saying of a philosopher or writer, poetic lines or a fable - everything goes into action.

You need to speak out in such a way that your interlocutors appreciate and respond to the main idea that you want to convey to them.

There are only three things I don't like: complete loneliness, constant alarms in the morning and having to go to bed too early.
If you don’t want to lose friends, always be frank with them. But not so much as to bore them with all the unresolved problems of their lives.
In this life we always don’t know how to do something: first, walk, talk, write, play musical instruments. This list goes on and on. The main thing you must always be able to do is love and hope.
For a man whom a woman loves, she is ready to change her last name, give up work, have children, change all her habits, move to another city, limit communication with relatives and friends. What man is capable of this?
Both good and bad girls keep diaries. But only mothers of good people read them secretly, being frightened by completely innocent things.
Women love gold more than silver. But they love to talk more than to remain silent. Maybe words are gold after all? Is silence silver?

Sad

In every person’s life, sometimes there comes a not-so-fun period - and you want your friends to support, understand, and sympathize. Achieving understanding is not at all easy, but communicating your sadness is possible, and sometimes even necessary. When friends or online interlocutors are not very ready to communicate, it is difficult to guess their true motives. What if it’s resentment or fatigue? Or boredom, arrogance?

If a person sincerely admitted his sadness, then one can understand the reason for his alienation. How to react: support with advice or show delicacy and not ask about anything? This will be clear from further communication.

Sad status is an SOS signal sent to all or one person.

But he deserves special attention.

It’s easy to be frank on the Internet, but difficult with loved ones.
When hope is lost, we begin to die.
Remembering the past too often means leaving no strength and feelings for living today.
It is impossible to teach others to be kind, but you can do a good deed yourself.
The things that surround us in old houses know more about us than new friends.
Losing what you never found is the main paradox of unhappy love.
When you look at the back of someone leaving, you know for sure whether he will return to you or not.
You can regret unfulfilled love for a long time, almost your whole life. But then this fact itself begins to simply surprise.
An incorrectly marked day on the calendar indicates that we are still living in the past.
You can meet those you want to see in a dream. So even better.
Everyone is sad, but I'm a little more than everyone else.
Comfort, peace, silence - how little is needed for happiness.
You shouldn’t be afraid of unhappy love; it’s worse to be indifferent to everything.
When you don’t have the strength to love and believe, you need to hope that these forces will return.
Forgiveness is easy, forgetting is difficult.
Women in love talk about only one topic.
They sacrifice what is most precious and do not think about what is unnecessary.

About life and love

How many wise reflections about love and life are found by readers of fiction! Especially the classics. “Whom to love, who to trust...” - A.S. Pushkin cannot be replaced on Facebook either. A favorite quote from a good book will always help to aphoristically and accurately formulate your status.

Statuses about life with a meaning that has already been revealed in a unique work speak of literary tastes. Sometimes the thoughts of your favorite writer are so dear that they become part of your own ideas about life.

But you also want to add something on your own, convey a thought you like in your own way, in a different way, or argue with an imaginary interlocutor. Such creativity is not forbidden on the social network.

Discussing real life and real emotions is no less interesting than poems and novels.

Those who are most loved are kept in the dark the longest.
Children who have never been loved will not learn to love themselves when they grow up.
A marriage without a prenuptial agreement is an agreement whose terms can be revised every day.
It's good to be faithful; infidelity leads to frequent password changes.
Guilt is a bad motive for attention and love.
Feminism doesn't help women, it helps men.
Love is talked about too much by those who do not know what it is.
If a person is too unpleasant, then you should think about his affairs.
Smiles are more erotic than waists and hips.
Beauty is not such a great virtue as humility and compliance.
Love without reciprocity is difficult, even if they love you.
They fall in love with those who are waiting for it.

About life and death

Life begins. Life ends. Sooner or later, everyone is faced with the need to comprehend these most important milestones in human destiny. All topics are discussed online, from the funniest to the saddest. Even the loss of loved ones becomes known to many.

Reflections on the beginning and end of life await their response in the souls of friends and acquaintances. The one who wrote in the status about life and death invites you to dialogue.

The topic is not simple, although it affects everyone.

When you think that a hundred years have passed and we are no longer there, nothing terrible should come to mind. Let everything be fine without us.
If there are explosions somewhere far away, then the tragedy is still common.
When a person dies, he does not abandon you or cheat on you.
We arrive when the performance is in full swing and don’t wait for the curtain.
Confidence in life after death helps to believe in life before it.
The hardest thing about death is that nothing can be changed.
Love is a reliable ally in the fight against death.
It is impossible to pray for immortality.
You can only plan life.
You need to live in order not to die.
Good health is the truest happiness.
Being the hero of a bestseller is not too sweet, they are often killed.

Blatnye

Thieves' jargon has not escaped even the best examples of Russian film comedy. If you want to quote “Gentlemen of Fortune” or other wonderful films, then there are no obstacles. Sometimes, for the sake of laughter, they remember criminal sayings - everything has its place.

The main thing is not to overdo it - connoisseurs of “feni” may not understand the “thieves” status of ordinary citizens.

Strike first.
Keep everything you have to yourself.
Have you returned from there yet?
The king is on his name day.
I don’t break any outrages.
Don't worry.
The lip is not a fool, the tongue is not a spatula.
Have fun, bros!
Without a sucker, life is bad.
In reality - a friend in the prosecutor's office.

Philosophical

The original and paradoxical thoughts of Oscar Wilde and Lewis Carroll are often used on social networks by their fans. On personal Facebook pages you can find quotes from Eastern philosophy, Buddhism, and Confucianism.

A status about life with a meaning reflecting philosophical wisdom may turn out to be a quote from a fable, parable, or religious instructions.

However, philosophical reflections are not alien to Internet users themselves. Many people are interested in thinking about their place in the world, in nature and society. Expressing your thoughts is a good reason to communicate with people.

After all, these judgments may also seem curious to them.

The sun sometimes seems no bigger than a coin, but it is not so.
It is difficult to tell the truth, because first you need to know it.
Talking about a task sometimes seems more important than its outcome.
When you live in a big city, it’s easy to find yourself at someone else’s holiday.
You can fight against anything - even war.
The most pleasant thing in life is to remain yourself.
The mirror is not the best source of information.
Rich people sometimes only have money - and nothing else.
Myth and truth are often equal options for presenting events.
The answers you get online depend on the questions you ask.
Many people think that foreign words are evidence of intelligence.
It’s not scary when we don’t know something, there’s always a chance to find out.
Wishes can come true - this is good and bad.
Nature loves man no more than herself.
Truth must be earned.
Infinity was invented by man.
We must distinguish between reason and reason.

It is worth attracting your interlocutor to the dialogue, getting interested in thoughts and events with the help of short and long aphorisms, statements whose meaning is closest. Virtual communication begins with status.

Created the article: Vladimir the Great

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Life statuses:

We can overcome any path if we follow it to the end.
Only by traumatizing the soul can you experience all the sweetness of newfound happiness.
Selfishness is a component of success.
Two thousand words can have two grams of meaning.
Even a champion swimmer can drown in the whirlpool of life.
The higher you are on the ladder of life, the more slippery the steps below.

Short, wise statuses, with meaning about life, to the point of tears

It is very difficult to emerge from prolonged loneliness.
Sometimes solitude is essential to figure out how to move on with your life.
If you destroy bridges behind you, then without looking back.
When everything is, well, very good... you just can’t believe it!
For some, life is like a flower meadow, for others like a birch grove, and for others like impassable thickets.
Proud or smart people prefer loneliness.
When the phone is silent, the silence hits your ears.
Divorce has nothing to do with operations, but rehabilitation is required after it.

Statuses. Wise thoughts about life

Men really appreciate it if a girl knows how to dig worms for fishing.
If there is an empty frying pan on the stove in the morning, it means you are a bachelor)
If you count not sheep, but shepherds, then you definitely won’t fall asleep for a long time.
The stupidest situation in life is going to a meeting to buy a gun with money.
Men apparently descended from cats - they can lie on the couch for days!
To the auditor’s question “how many teapots do you have in your department?” The accountant could not give a definite answer for a long time.
The most blissful time of the week is the night from Friday to Saturday!

How to quickly get your husband off the couch? – Throw something at his car so that the signal goes off.

Apparently I bought a fake toothpaste... I brush it and foam comes out of my mouth, but this was not in the advertisement!
On New Year's Eve everyone goes... but not everyone goes on the first day of the year)
Not saying bad words does not mean that a person does not think with them!
If you want a big adrenaline rush, then play hopscotch on the roof of a high-rise building.
Threads and knitting needles were replaced by login and password.

There are such friends, you are happy for them when they tell you something, but as soon as you share your joy, they immediately have to screw something up so that your hands give up.

The time will come to be patient, proud and wise, but first cry.

Desire determines being: people hear only what they want to hear, see what they want to see, understand what they want to understand.

Life is a huge river, and no matter how you twist it, it will not flow back downstream.

Life is a game. And I play it. Cruel game. But I know the rules. Possibly heavy. Yes, I don't deny it. But there is only one outcome. I WILL NEVER LOSE!

Life is the art of extracting significant benefits from minor circumstances.

Don't fuss ahead of time. Everything that seems significant today may lose its meaning tomorrow.

You can't regret anything in this life. It happened - draw a conclusion and move on with your life.

You cannot lose the meaning of life for the sake of life.

I hate being taught about life by those who haven’t really lived it themselves.

Indecisiveness. And you betray your dream again and again.

There is no human being who could live in complete inactivity.

"Theodore Dreiser"

No schizophrenia, just an intimate conversation between me and me.

Never give your whole soul to anyone. After all, perhaps tomorrow this person will leave your life, and you will be left to live without a soul!

My life will have meaning as long as I do meaningless things.

Life must be lived in such a way that everyone at the top goes nuts and says, stop, repeat it again!

Life is not as simple as it seems. It's simpler.

Life must be lived in such a way that others experience depression.

There is only one life, but there are so many options, I still can’t choose!

Life is written at once. No drafts.

Life is Beautiful! And I don't care if it's not true.

Life is beautiful when you create it yourself.

"Sophie Marceau"

Keep your life valuable, don’t fight in someone else’s war, and stand up for your idea twice as much!

A person’s life is built on contrasts - like love relationships, with a plus and minus sign.

It doesn’t matter what world you live in, what matters is what world lives in you.

Don't have your head in the clouds, take action instead.

Don’t look for darkness in someone else’s soul - look for light in yours!

They have not yet come up with such patches to heal crippled destinies.

Don't try to change a person. You will fail. In order for a person to change, his desire is needed.

To achieve happiness, three components are needed: a dream, self-confidence and hard work.

If you come across a bad streak in life, cover it up with concealer!

If your life is not a fairy tale, then you have the wrong wizard!

If everything around you is complete ass, then you are most likely shit.

If you are afraid of misfortunes, then there will be no happiness.

"Peter the First"

If there is no victim, then there is no guilt. Love is a life in which there is no place for feelings of guilt.

Safety is mostly a superstition. In the long run, avoiding danger is no safer than going towards it. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

God measures the length of our life, only we ourselves decide how wide it will be.

There are such inconvenient situations in life that can be characterized something like this: Hello, can you crap yourself?

Anything can happen in life, but it is better to be a witness than an accused!

In life, like in boxing, you don’t know where to expect a blow... if a boxer gets up after a blow, then the fight continues.

In a moment of all-consuming fear, a person is able to love everyone who shares this fear with him

Life is like toilet paper - it seems long, but you waste it on all sorts of crap.

Life is short - break the rules - Goodbye quickly - Kiss slowly - Love sincerely - Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret what made you smile.

Life flies by quickly. If you stop, you'll miss everything.

Life loves to create darkness in order to later shine brighter with its bright side.

Life loves those who do not complain about it.

We often commit rash acts, do impulsive things, but they come from the heart! It is then that we open ourselves and our soul.

They learn from their mistakes and make a career from others.

What you spend your life on will be the meaning of your life.

Perhaps the meaning of life is to come up with a beautiful reason to live.

Life is not a time that flies by and disappears, but one that is remembered and remains in the soul.

Life is an experience, not a theory. It doesn't need explanation. She is here, in all her splendor, simply to be lived, enjoyed and rejoiced in.

Life is a difficult game in which LIFE itself is always the winner!

Life is a textbook that closes only with your last breath.

Life is a pure flame, we live with the invisible sun within us.

"Thomas Brown"

If you are faced with a choice, but don’t make it, that’s also a choice.

If you have been brought to sin in life, then it would be a sin not to take advantage of it.

There are people who pretend to know more than they say. In fact, everything is exactly the opposite - they say more than they know.

Everyone wants to understand why they live.

Every day can be the first or the last in life - it all depends on how you look at this issue.

Everyone who strives to rise above the daily grind does so not only in the hope of expanding or deepening their life experience, but also simply to begin to live.